facissist 

Someone in love with their own Facebook updates.
A narcissist Facebook aficionado.

Bob likes every single facebook post & photograph that he uploads. He is such a facissist.

facissist by Brandnuisance November 25, 2013

fuckissistic 

A state of mind during intercourse where a person thinks they possess unsurpassed sexual expertise and pleasure giving ability that they forget who they are with and call out their own name.

Steve: "Oh! Yes! Give it to her Steve!"

Lacy: "What the fuck!?"

Steve: "Sorry, I was being a little fuckissistic, wasn't I?"

fuckissistic by The porn stache December 9, 2009

Fascistist 

A discriminator against fascist new world order demonic controlled human minds.

"Oh, so you oppose the tyrannical agenda of the new world order and their plan for depopulation on a global scale, and their long term plan to have humans RFID chipped at birth, as to construct a cashless society where fundamental freedoms are abolished?”

“Yes, I am an enlightened fascistist.”

Fascistist by Gravity is Love May 27, 2010

Facialist 

Someone who performs aesthetic skin care procedures to the skin on the face.

A facialist performs glycolic acid peels, lactic acid peels and is widely trained in product ingredients. A facialist understands what will work for your skin type.

A facialist makes your face look amazingly beautiful and you skin radiates.

A facialist is a well trained aesthetician who massages your face and sometimes your neck too.

A facialist works at a spa.

"My facialist tells me that I need to use this hyaluronic acid moisturizer everyday that's why my skin is so soft."

"My facialist is going to be so mad at me."

"My facialist charges me when I don't show up to my appointment."

Facialist by draijasnake October 17, 2012

farcissism 

A portmanteau of "farce" and "narcissism." A self-aware, semi-ironic expression of vanity or egocentrism. May be a tounge-in-cheek way of displaying healthy, high self-esteem, a hyperbolic way of building up from low-self esteem, or a conflation of both. Used mainly to describe Twitter personas and Instagram selfies.

"I only brag about giving good head because I think it's hilarious. I don't really think it makes me special, it's just farcissism."

"Amy Schumer is my favorite comedian. Her brand of farcissism is so funny."

"Kanye West can't be that much of an egomaniac, right? Some of that has gotta be farcissism."

farcissism by TheJackalope May 27, 2014

facsist 

A word that many feminists, antifa and WSJ use to call people out.
Originally this word was used to define someone who supported facsism , where the government has absolute control and power. However , this word is used to shame public speakers that haven't done anything of the type.

In the Era as of now, protesters have been using words of such to oppress speakers and have them keep their opinions to themselves . This is the world we live in now where communists dislike facsists and Muslim supporters support gay people . Open your eyes to the real problem . The problem isn't fascism or racism , it's not even homophobia . The real problem is the people who are blind. Blind to what they are protesting for Blind to the truth. The truth of the beliefs.

WSJ once called pewdiepie a facsist for making Nazi jokes.

facsist by SIDDHARTHJANAVIKULAMSARAVANAKU May 5, 2017

Fatassistani 

The person who is WAY overweight. You might use this instead of fatty. It's a take on being Pakistani or Afghanistani.

Oh my gosh Becky! It's a Fatassistani! Some one should tell her... polka dots are not in this season for whale hunting.

Fatassistani by NiaPet December 5, 2007