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Facialist 

Someone who performs aesthetic skin care procedures to the skin on the face.

A facialist performs glycolic acid peels, lactic acid peels and is widely trained in product ingredients. A facialist understands what will work for your skin type.

A facialist makes your face look amazingly beautiful and you skin radiates.

A facialist is a well trained aesthetician who massages your face and sometimes your neck too.

A facialist works at a spa.
"My facialist tells me that I need to use this hyaluronic acid moisturizer everyday that's why my skin is so soft."

"My facialist is going to be so mad at me."

"My facialist charges me when I don't show up to my appointment."
Facialist by draijasnake October 17, 2012
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facilitate 

facilitate growth
facilitate by MlgDoge 160000 February 15, 2017

Factualistic 

If someone is spittin’ so many facts you don’t even have the words to describe it.
James - “Jadyn is such a bitch”
Bryce - “that’s Factualistic James”

facialized 

to cum on ones face
He facialized her last night.
facialized by hottyb April 10, 2016

fatalistic 

Knowing that you are screwed and there is nothing you can do about it.
When told she had to choose between taking the package and keeping her job, she became fatalistic, and knew she was so fired.
fatalistic by heygrrl March 16, 2010

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.
Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

Flee the facility 

A rly fun game on roblox. You have to hide from the beast if ur a survivor and u have to capture all the survivors of ur the beast
I couldn’t stop playing flee the facility the other day. It’s so addicting
Flee the facility by hamburger2020 November 26, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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