faceyneck

`faceyneck:` noun. While paving the uncertain path, for an unlikely success, after falling flat on one's face through a million mistakes; after failing more times than I knew one could possibly fail, the pulp of muscle, tendon and skin that was once a face, now becomes a pulverized mass of tissue, not really having a noticeable distinction between face and neck. I have become, the faceyneck.

I think I've ran out of ways to fail. About damn time, I've turned into a fucking faceyneck!

by faceyneck October 5, 2020

facecheck

In a video game, to gather information on an area hidden in fog of war by charging in. To check for enemies with your face. Seems to have originated in League of Legends where vision-obscuring bushes allow champions to wait hidden from view in very close proximity to their opponents.

I told Annie not to facecheck the brush, but she did anyway. Garen scored first blood.

by DEMACIA! October 2, 2010

faceneck

n. an understood confusion related to the congealing of two or more distinct entities that are otherwise independent of each other.

It was faceneck, pure and simple, that led to his decision to sell the lame horse.

The two doctors stared at each other, both realizing the faceneck of the situation as they scalpelled open the patient to find nothing but used diapers and charred bear remains.

by Dr. Steven K. Hoffman, Esq. January 5, 2009

facecheck

Used when travelling in a large passenger vechicle with a rather "experienced" college coed who spends more time below the view of the rear view mirror than visable in it...

Concerned Driver (aka Dad): "Chris what's the slopping sound?"

Disturbed passenger (aka Mom): "Mary, FACECHECK!!!"

by Douches November 25, 2004

facecheck

to scan someone's facebook profile picture before accepting their friend request.

dude, i have 15 friend requests, i totally dont have time to facecheck every one of them!

by crissie777 August 10, 2009

facecheck

Facecheck, noun. The impact one's face into the feet or fists of another, usually under the misguided impression that this will somehow lead to victory. When used in gaming, a facecheck is any rush by an inferior party into a superior one and the subsequent inevitable outcome.
Can also be used as a verb, to facecheck is to make said impact.

Man, I can't believe Jim facechecked Roger like that. He's twice his size, what was he thinking?

by T R Trollington October 23, 2012

facecheck

When you're rude to a waitress, 'facecheck' is what she does to you in return. Rather than fold your check and gently place it on the table, she instead removes a pin from her hair and proceeds to embed the check to your forhead.

"Oh no you didn't, woman! Aint no $5.15-an-hour waitress-hag gonna facecheck me on my dime!

by Burt Thunderskivvy September 12, 2006