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facetwine by Juju Mossy March 22, 2020
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FaceTune
An app commonly used for editing substandard selfies. More notably, an incredibly effective and obvious way of letting the world know you need to 'tune' your 'face' in a hopeless effort to appear more attractive to the fake followers you purchased on Instagram.
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Facetweet
A facebook status that is not funny, interesting, or a conversation starter, but is meaningless, and rather resembles a tweet. It could concern what one is eating, whether one is in the washroom, or whether one is in bed. These are generally disliked by many who use facebook because most users really don't give a shit. It is also common for people who post facetweets to update their status at higher rates.
Jane: Hey Dave, stop posting facetweets, if you really want to publish the fact that you couldn't have a smoothie for breakfast then just get twitter.
Here is an example of an elongated
Facetweet saga:
7:22 am: i don't have enough berries for my smoothie :(
7:34 am: goin # 2 right now
9:03 am: just got to work, my friend anton said hello
9:12 am: bored of work so im updating my status... beth and sam also said hello to me... ripped up a foam stress ball for fun... gonna take a nap.
9:13 am: still bored... gonna take a nap... goodnight.
Here is an example of an elongated
Facetweet saga:
7:22 am: i don't have enough berries for my smoothie :(
7:34 am: goin # 2 right now
9:03 am: just got to work, my friend anton said hello
9:12 am: bored of work so im updating my status... beth and sam also said hello to me... ripped up a foam stress ball for fun... gonna take a nap.
9:13 am: still bored... gonna take a nap... goodnight.
FaceTime69
While 69'ing one partner FaceTime's the other. Each partner holds the phone appropriately so the other can see exactly what they're doing.
"Man, my girlfriend and I did a FaceTime69 the other night, it was awesome! looking into each other's eyes while going down on each other."
FaceTime69 by cunning2627 April 17, 2020
FaceThief
When someone (most likely a family member) posts on Facebook, news that announces first another person's news.
facetime fucking
When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
facetime fucking by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019
Arbitrary Facetime
When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.
I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.
Arbitrary Facetime by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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