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An app commonly used for editing substandard selfies. More notably, an incredibly effective and obvious way of letting the world know you need to 'tune' your 'face' in a hopeless effort to appear more attractive to the fake followers you purchased on Instagram.
I saved money by using FaceTune instead of Pro-Active!
FaceTune by EVILMON July 9, 2014
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The death of porn and entertainment that isn’t live.

Also; face swap, gender swap, race swap, deep fake, face mix.
Live action overlays on cams.

Nothing you don’t see live will be real. (Revolutions just greenscreened over)
I just used the new moded Facetune to shoot a porno as my ex!
Facetune by Hamborenganymustrdre October 18, 2021

FaceTune opposition

when editing group pictures with FaceTune making yourself look more attractive and everyone else look less attractive is called FaceTune opposition.
Did you see the picture she posted? She made herself look tan and thin, and me look fatter and white. She totally pulled a FaceTune opposition!

FaceTube 

Fictional online website a supposedly internet-ignorant person imagines everybody in cyberspace to be on all the time. Always used with "the". Possibly invented by Craig Ferguson. (Obviously, a combination of Facebook and YouTube.)
Craig Ferguson: Kids today don't know how to make a life-like corpse out of old sweaters. Nowadays they just download their corpse out of the Google or the FaceTube or something...
FaceTube by Logastella July 7, 2008

FaceTuned Turd 

When you can smell someone’s must through their deodorant
Eww that girl next to you smells like a FaceTuned Turd 💩.
FaceTuned Turd by Caiayna March 17, 2019
Punch or hit someone’s in the face because they touched you
Playboy carti touched Beyoncé’s face so she face tuned her
face tune by Laylap November 28, 2017
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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