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FaceThief 

When someone (most likely a family member) posts on Facebook, news that announces first another person's news.
(v.) I can't believe my sister-in-law just Facethiefed us. I guess she thought it was her right to tell everyone we are expecting...

(n.) Well of course she wanted to let everyone know about our cousin's new "job, house, pet, promotion, love life, lottery winnings, etc.". She's a FaceThief.
FaceThief by Nuonli April 18, 2010
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Japanese FaceShield 

The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.
Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!

facethejury.com 

A place where all the scene kids go to look cool. They put each other down and gain popularity by showing their nOOds. The forums are ridiculous and insulting. Find a nOObie and shoot 'em down. This is where myspace got know.... little did these dumbasses know they were going to lose popularity by being on FTJ.com
LyKe OmGz, ThErE's A nEwBiE. LeTs Be MeAn To ThEm.

FaceTheStage 

American Rapper born May 5th 1988, Dallas Texas
Have you heard of "FaceTheStage"? His music is dope!
FaceTheStage by FaceTheStage November 1, 2020

Fakethiest 

A person who claims to be an athiest so as to appear smarter or rebellious by questioning organized religion, yet when December 25th comes around, they want to know where their Christmas presents are. Often make fun of God by calling Him "The Magic Sky Fairy" to try to get under the skin of Christains.
Andrew is such a fakethiest, he'll talk smack about someone who believes in God, but gave people a list of things he'd like for Christmas.
Fakethiest by Otto the Otter December 20, 2010

FaceTheStage 

Rising star "Face" from Dallas , Tx. started his musical career as a portrait painter for some of the music industries leading icons artist such as:

Drake, Nipsey Hussle, Future, The Migos, T.I., Young Dolph, 2 Chains+++. Transforming his physical artistic talents into sound, "Face" then took his talents on to the infamous Bourbon St. in New Orleans, Louisiana. He made a name for himself as "FaceTheStage" aka

"FACE"
“Yesterday we checked the billboard top 100 and FaceTheStage’s song has been sitting number at 1 for 6 weeks straight”
FaceTheStage by Rap Verified May 3, 2024

East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.
Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!
East-Texas Faceshield by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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