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FaceThief 

When someone (most likely a family member) posts on Facebook, news that announces first another person's news.
(v.) I can't believe my sister-in-law just Facethiefed us. I guess she thought it was her right to tell everyone we are expecting...

(n.) Well of course she wanted to let everyone know about our cousin's new "job, house, pet, promotion, love life, lottery winnings, etc.". She's a FaceThief.
FaceThief by Nuonli April 18, 2010
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Japanese FaceShield 

The act of "japanese faceshield" is reserved for masters of the art of bukkake. It involves the act of blowing a shotgun blast of baby juice on an asian woman's face. Get Into It.
Dude, John Lennon was the man, he blasted a sick japanese faceshield on that yellow bitch Yoko on the reg!

facethejury.com 

A place where all the scene kids go to look cool. They put each other down and gain popularity by showing their nOOds. The forums are ridiculous and insulting. Find a nOObie and shoot 'em down. This is where myspace got know.... little did these dumbasses know they were going to lose popularity by being on FTJ.com
LyKe OmGz, ThErE's A nEwBiE. LeTs Be MeAn To ThEm.

FaceTheStage 

American Rapper born May 5th 1988, Dallas Texas
Have you heard of "FaceTheStage"? His music is dope!
FaceTheStage by FaceTheStage November 1, 2020

Fakethiest 

A person who claims to be an athiest so as to appear smarter or rebellious by questioning organized religion, yet when December 25th comes around, they want to know where their Christmas presents are. Often make fun of God by calling Him "The Magic Sky Fairy" to try to get under the skin of Christains.
Andrew is such a fakethiest, he'll talk smack about someone who believes in God, but gave people a list of things he'd like for Christmas.
Fakethiest by Otto the Otter December 20, 2010

FaceTheStage 

Rising star "Face" from Dallas , Tx. started his musical career as a portrait painter for some of the music industries leading icons artist such as:

Drake, Nipsey Hussle, Future, The Migos, T.I., Young Dolph, 2 Chains+++. Transforming his physical artistic talents into sound, "Face" then took his talents on to the infamous Bourbon St. in New Orleans, Louisiana. He made a name for himself as "FaceTheStage" aka

"FACE"
“Yesterday we checked the billboard top 100 and FaceTheStage’s song has been sitting number at 1 for 6 weeks straight”
FaceTheStage by Rap Verified May 3, 2024

East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.
Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!
East-Texas Faceshield by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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