FaceWine 

When you and your friends get together on FaceTime to drink wine and have a natter. Particularly relevant in the great COVID screwup of 2020.

Hey Jane, fancy a FaceWine?

FaceWine by El Benjamino April 30, 2020

FaceWine 

When you FaceTime with your best judy and drink a whole bottle of wine.

Last night me and my bestie FaceWined since all the bars and restaurants are closed.

FaceWine by Nurse Jackie February 2, 2021

Facewhiner 

someone who constantly complains about any little thing that goes wrong in their life on facebook to broadcast to the world about their problems. A facewhiner is usually all about self-centered-ness and loves attention, usually looking for sympathy comments on their status'

Complainer Magee i have no one to sit beside in math class because i came late to school because i missed the bus and no one would give me a ride so i had to walk to school and my feet are all wet and i just don't wanna be here right now i wanna go home, i'm having a bad day, what else could go wrong!? efff me :(

Someone needs to tell that Facewhiner to shutthefruntdoor before i call whine 11

Facewhiner by denver345 February 7, 2010

Facevine 

The formal or informal flow of information, gossip, and/or rumors through the all-knowing Facebook newsfeed.

"Hey, I heard you're single now, what happened?"
"How'd you know, we broke up last night!"
"I heard it through the facevine."

Facevine by Ross Thelen October 2, 2006

Facevine 

1. The inadvertent information superhighway that is the Facebook News Feed.

2. The source from which information is gathered over common internet sites; not related to Facestalking.

Derived from the Marvin Gaye song, "I Heard It Through the Grapevine."

Ben: So you're bailing on us this weekend, huh?

Carl: Who told you that?

Ben: I heard it through the Facevine.

Facevine by The Witticism Factory December 21, 2008

facewing 

It is like facepalm, but for birds

The bird facewinged as his friends were arguing about something stupid

facewing by StarBoy336 August 26, 2019

faceline

When you try to attempt FaceTime someone not knowing that they don't have an iPhone so it goes straight to a landline voicemail.

Kaiya: "lets FaceTime Ping!"
*Tries facetiming Ping*
Me: "Oh no it didn't go through"
Kaiya: "We just got facelined!"

faceline by loveesid July 19, 2020