facepimp 

The act of trying to sell something or advertise your business on Facebook.

1. I need to sell my golf clubs. Maybe I should facepimp on Facebook to see if anyone wants them.

2. I should let my friends know I'm starting a new career in interior decorating. I should start to facepimp while waiting for my real advertising to start up.

facepimp by Falfurrias July 25, 2009

facepump 

The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob.

Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?

facepump by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

facepipe 

This is a noun used to describe somebody's mouth. The part of the body from which all sounds are produced.

"No C-Dog, I ain't gonna start dating your nan, just shut your facepipe"

facepipe by Jay The Dog May 21, 2007

facepimpin 

The sourcing phase in a cyberpimp's product-cycle, achieved through the use of social networking sites such as facebook. Women found in this manner are then added to the digital harem.

Cruk'D - "aiiiiiit... what u doin"

Mplicit - "facepimpin, where the ladies at sun"

Cruk'D - "jeax"

facepimpin by Mplicit October 16, 2008

facepipe 

Someone who has an addiction to facebook is smoking the facepipe.

C'mon man, you might as well be smoking crack. Put the facepipe down!

Dude you've been on there all morning, get off the facepipe and come outside!

facepipe by jadedoracle17 June 2, 2010