facepanty

A man or woman driving a car alone wearing covid mask.

You never see any Facepanty driving cars w/trump stickers on them.

facepanty by jerk store June 8, 2021

Pizza Faceplant 

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

Pizza Faceplant by WBS3 March 7, 2008

Carolina Faceplant 

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.

I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!

Carolina Faceplant by bojzzle June 12, 2010

faceplant 

Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports.

"He was thrown over the handlebars of his bike and did a faceplant in the mud."

faceplant by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003

FACEPLANT 

Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.

For a fine example - click on the link:
www.patglennon.net/images/faceplant.jpg

FACEPLANT by PGDN April 16, 2004

Dutch Faceplant 

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

or

2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.

Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

or

When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.

Dutch Faceplant by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010

Faceparty

Faceparty - craftyape:

The best social networking website around.
The admin actually look after the people that use the website, set up meets and throw the best parties in exsitance. There are about 1000 if not more regulars on the site, which generaly tend to get along with each other, then there is the lurkers, people get along with them but some of them are fakes, or people just using the site to promote the buisiness or get their cock wet.
to get onto the site you have to make friends with the admin or the regulars to obtain a password, and if you disobey any of the rules you will get band
All of the above and much more make this site the best thing ever.... In the whole world

20/12/2008 - Mushroom party - best partu ever

11/4/2009 - Marshmallow party - Next best faceparty ever

Faceparty by bextah May 8, 2009