face-pants
face-pants by antipedantic.com February 4, 2008
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Face Pants
for whenever you skip shaving and don't want anyone to know! its like when you forget to shave your legs and just wear pants, but now you can do it to your face -- with face pants! Pants for your face!
Man, I don't have time to shave this morning. Thank goodness that I bought those Face Pants, now no one will know!
Face Pants by Didymus90 April 11, 2010
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Pants Face
Pants Face by penguin March 20, 2004
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no pants face hug by dirteepnoy January 14, 2009
Pants-face
"Sometimes when one stares in the dark they might see a face and when they turn on the light to only see some pants in its place, that is the phenomenon of pants face."
"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."
"Damn those pants have one hell of a face, damn Pants-face."
Pants-face by Anarchon March 5, 2021
Your Mother's Face in my Pants
This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".
Kid 1: Yo mamma!
: Your mother!
Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!
: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)
Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!
: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)
: Your mother!
Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!
: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)
Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!
: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)
Your Mother's Face in my Pants by Spydamonkey666 November 18, 2010
throw your pants at their face
"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."
throw your pants at their face by TurntUp January 1, 2014
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