facerant

The art of monotonous ranting on your wall post. To the point that normal people's eyes glaze over while reading it. The content is so mind - numbing that everyone wonders if the writer is from earth.

An example of a facerant is ...

"Progress is hindered by subpar computer. Believe it is an appropriate time to strengthen the "tech" economy, and purchase something up to date. The faded letters of my keyboard bear the illustrious act of loyalty to this younger commitment. Five years is substantial right? So fatigued. I feel cheap."

facerant by Ladi Di July 9, 2009

facerat 

a person who has a persistent presence on Facebook, posting frequent vulgar, stupid, useless, and uninteresting comments; a mallrat on Facebook.

I tired of seeing the garbage that Joe is posting every five minutes . Please show me how to unfriend this facerat.

facerat by Biblioda July 21, 2011

facepants 

A beard, goatee or handlebar mustache

Guy 1: Hey dude, what happened to your facepants?
Guy 2: My girlfriend doesn't like facial hair, so I shaved them off

facepants by DBDWallStreet March 25, 2010

facepanty

A man or woman driving a car alone wearing covid mask.

You never see any Facepanty driving cars w/trump stickers on them.

facepanty by jerk store June 8, 2021