Why is it when I suggest Ukrainians should, can, are and are morally just to kill every Russian soldier invading their country, I get to take a 30 day "faceout"?
That annual event in New England when the weather is so mild that, not only do you think of spring, you think it is around the corner. Usually followed by a foot of snow.
Olivia: OMG, Dad, it's SOOOO warm today...I think Spring is on it's way!
When you see the waiter/waitress walking toward your table with food that could potentially be yours but, he/she turns to the table next to yours and serves them performing a waiter fakeout
She was walking straight toward my table, my mouth started to water from the smell of the food. Then right when my excitement was reaching its highest point. She walked past to the table behind me committingthe ultimate waiter fakeout
Face-out is a combination of Facebook and fake-out. It is used to describe someone who likes a person's Facebook status, waits for acknowledgement for liking it or long enough for the person to get a notification for it, and then purposely unlikes it. Usually, public shame and ridicule towards the recipient follows.
Sarah (posts Facebook status): I just left my house and I already miss my lil kitty. I luv you Otis!
John likes her status.
Sarah (commenting on her own status): Hey John! haha isnt he just like the cutest?
Maneuver by which a man who is performing doggystyle vaginal or anal intercourse pulls out at the brink of ejaculation and spits on the recipient's back, implying ejaculation. Subsequently, when the recipient turns to face the man, said man ejaculates on their face and/or other unexpected locales.