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The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.
Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

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Derogatory Mexican-Spanish term for a homosexual; the best English approximation is "faggot."
Ay, Pablo, you're such a joto!
by Brown Sugar March 20, 2003

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A constrictive interlocking device placed at the base of the penis, to prevent blood from escaping and to strengthen erection.
My roommate's girlfriend was complaining that he was too soft, so I hooked him up with a cock ring for his birthday.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

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As a verb, to ejaculate. As a noun, the actual semen (cum) which is ejaculated.
I'm going to cream all over her face. Oh, and she really wants a load of my cream on her tits too.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

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1. To Masturbate, as in a male.
2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off").
1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off.
2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

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Breasts characterized by smallness of size, but with pointier, harder, and possibly longer nipples (similar in appearance to the raised area of skin after being bitten by a mosquito).
She's got a small rack, but you've got to admit, those are some cute mosquito bites.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

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Maneuver by which a man who is performing doggystyle vaginal or anal intercourse pulls out at the brink of ejaculation and spits on the recipient's back, implying ejaculation. Subsequently, when the recipient turns to face the man, said man ejaculates on their face and/or other unexpected locales.
I did that bitch doggystyle, and then surprised her with a Philly fakeout!
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

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