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The female version of jack off: unassisted autoerotic stimulation.
Her boyfriend was out of town, so she got in the hot tub to jill off.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

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1. The penis.
2. The unit of currency of Vietnam. At press time, 1 US dollar is roughly 15000 Vietnamese dong.
For about 500 dong, an Asian hooker will let you stick your dong in her ass.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

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Derogatory Mexican-Spanish term for a homosexual; the best English approximation is "faggot."
Ay, Pablo, you're such a joto!
by Brown Sugar March 20, 2003

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A constrictive interlocking device placed at the base of the penis, to prevent blood from escaping and to strengthen erection.
My roommate's girlfriend was complaining that he was too soft, so I hooked him up with a cock ring for his birthday.
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As a verb, to ejaculate. As a noun, the actual semen (cum) which is ejaculated.
I'm going to cream all over her face. Oh, and she really wants a load of my cream on her tits too.
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1. To Masturbate, as in a male.
2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off").
1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off.
2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off
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Breasts characterized by smallness of size, but with pointier, harder, and possibly longer nipples (similar in appearance to the raised area of skin after being bitten by a mosquito).
She's got a small rack, but you've got to admit, those are some cute mosquito bites.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003

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