fakeout 

When you don't have time to prepare a meal for the company coming over, so you buy takeout and pretend like it's homemade.

"I waited too late to start the stir fry, so I just ordered some from China Garden and put it in my own bowl. I got compliments all night, and had to give out a bogus recipe. It was a successful fakeout."

fakeout by misspelld March 10, 2010

Fakeout 

When a girl is on her knees prepared to take your load she closes her eyes, and instead you turn around and shit in her mouth.

Ryan totally pulled a fakeout on your mom last night.

Fakeout by Irv the Perv February 26, 2009

fakeout 

the definition is a good from far but far from good way of checking a person out.. when u think u see a hottie from far off until u get close and realize they aren't that great looking your left witha screwed up lok on your face going what happened! u totally faked me out!

bro i though that she was hot but it was a 10 ft fakeout!

fakeout by k_u May 22, 2007

fakeout 

When a kid does not feel like doing his work in class so turns the sheet he is writing on over, writes a number to a problem down that is far past where he is originally, and writes fakeout on the top of the sheet.
The teacher never notices the word and congradulates the student for being so dilligent with his work.



Background: 1 of the swizzle brothers.

J Bizzle Swizzle pulled a fakeout yesterday in math class, Mrs. Cardontknowhowtoteach thought he really did his work.

fakeout by Swizz May 13, 2005

Fakeout Makeout

Where A Guy And A Girl Start Making Out To Avoid Being Caught Plotting

Susan: "Oh Crap! Someone is coming"
Steve: quick Lets Fakeout Makeout.

Fakeout Makeout by Justin Pichette September 14, 2005

fakeout session 

When there's a get together with a hope of a make out, but nothing happens except for a lot of tv watching on the couch.

Peter: When she invited me over to watch a movie, I figured I'd get to kiss her, but nothing happened!

Chris: Fakeout session.

fakeout session by cherryblossom July 19, 2009

February Fakeout

That annual event in New England when the weather is so mild that, not only do you think of spring, you think it is around the corner. Usually followed by a foot of snow.

Olivia: OMG, Dad, it's SOOOO warm today...I think Spring is on it's way!

Dad: No, Munchie, it's the February Fakeout. Hand me the Ice Melt.

February Fakeout by Havana Julio March 4, 2011