faceous

Often mistaken for 'facetious', faceous is used to describe a gentleman who sucks incredible amounts of dick as a hobby.

Typically, faceous individuals are caucasian, have brown hair, and are plagued by conditions such as salmonella or ulcerative colitis.

"Oh man, there he goes talking about his colitis again..."

"Yeah, he's probably faceous"

by FaceousIsntAWordLeon March 7, 2017