faceous 

Often mistaken for 'facetious', faceous is used to describe a gentleman who sucks incredible amounts of dick as a hobby.

Typically, faceous individuals are caucasian, have brown hair, and are plagued by conditions such as salmonella or ulcerative colitis.

"Oh man, there he goes talking about his colitis again..."

"Yeah, he's probably faceous"

faceous by FaceousIsntAWordLeon March 7, 2017

facebush 

To ambush a desired facebook friend with a friend request, taking would-be friend by surprise due to lack of real-world friendship. Synonymous with "ambook."

"Dude, that chick is so hot. I facebushed her so I could see all her pics and beat off to the good ones."

"Weird, that quiet kid in my French class facebushed me. He's totally creepy, but I guess I'll accept."

facebush by Chrilex February 27, 2007

Facegush 

To inform others via a staus update that ones mood is good/great/awesome, usually to the disgust of the reader.

Hey Ross, did you see Carlys status today? It was all like;

"Carly says today is going to be a great day, life is great, Hoorah..."

Dude, what a Facegush...

Facegush by Benaman July 12, 2009

Facebusted 

When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.

Damn, i told Kennedy i couldn't hang out then she Facebusted me., I'm so pissed!

Facebusted by RagingMonk94' August 21, 2008

FaceBusted 

Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.

I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"

FaceBusted by EricStratton March 12, 2010

Facebushing 

It's when someone loses it on Facebook and starts mocking the innane entries by their so-called "Facebook Friends".

Also, similar to "Suicide by Cop", it is when a Facebook participant doesn't want to simple commit Facebook Suicide themselves, but wants to piss off enough of their friends that they all de-friend them.

Kouts is going crazy, He's facebushing all his current friends and Christos X. just de-friended him!

Did you see Kouts diss Christos X. by facebushing his existence and his posts?

Facebushing by www.georgenation.com July 29, 2009

Facebush 

The beard you've grown, while wasting time on social networking. Not specifically on one network called, you know how... But is the most popular.

Look at that facebush on your face! Have you been stalking online again?

Facebush by ampotant October 7, 2010