facekick 

The act of using a T-Mobile Sidekick 3, LX, SLIDE or ID to access Facebook mobile.

Known for its' addictive effects. When linked to an e-mail, the Sidekick user will receive notification when anything having to do with your Facebook page occurs.

Kyle: "OH MY GOD! LOOK AT WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY WALL!!!"

Miranda: "You better facekick something back to that bitch so she's knows what's really good!!!

facekick by Kyle Hizzie December 12, 2007

facelicker 

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

facedick 

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

facedick by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

Facekicker 

A glass full of hard alcohol.

If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.

Facekicker by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009

Facedick 

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

Facedick by MasterBunny February 9, 2013

facedick 

When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.

Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.

facedick by JO from RI September 12, 2012

facelick 

The act of licking someones face against their will.

Often done by those known as Greg

"Dude! I just got facelicked!"

"Was it by Greg?"

facelick by fargleblargle December 9, 2009