Facehoof

A my little pony version of a facepalm

Rainbow Dash: So now that you know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one!
Fluttershy: (inhale) ...yay.
Rainbow Dash: Facehoof Ugh... You're gonna cheer for me like that?

Facehoof by Spoonbank March 1, 2012

Facehooked 

Being totally hooked and infatuated with the social networking site, Facebook. Recognising somebody who is facehooked should be no trouble, their news feed will be full of poinltless status updates, and you will find they talk to people far more than they are talked to.

In addition, the person will be constantly checking their status on their phone and computer to the point that it becomes hideously irritating.

"I went round to Max's last night but we barely spoke, he was glued to his phone the whole time. When i got home I check my facebook I saw all is status updates! He's totally Facehooked!"

- Max is getting out a mug
- Max is getting out the tea
- Max is making a cup of tea
- Max is drinking a cup of tea
- Max is washing up a mug
- Max is drying a mug
- Max is putting the mug away
- Max is hanging up the tea towel
- Max enjoyed his tea.

Facehooked by Scowley July 23, 2009

facehooking 

The act of offering a reward for a like. The online equivilent to receiving money for sexual favors.

"Like this status and I'll give you a dollar!" Dude she was totally facehooking. What an online whore!

facehooking by Mr. MichaelsJSmith January 6, 2012

FaceHook

<b>FaceHook</b> is a play on the name "<i>Facebook</i>" and the word "<i>Fishhook</i>," referring to the intentionally addictive nature of the Facebook platform. <b>FaceHook</b> also refers to the Facebook practice of making it extremely difficult to quit the application, using such tactics as prohibiting the export of a friends list / address book, making it nearly impossible to actually quit, etc.

Oh, we never hear from them any more - they're caught by the FaceHook.

FaceHook by davimack January 5, 2011

Facehooker 

A person who continuously adds 'friends' to their friends list on Facebook, though many-or-most are actually strangers or simply casual acquaintances, solely for the purpose of appearing popular on Facebook: Facehooker
Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."

"I received an FB friend request today from a chic I've never met. She apparently wants to 'know' me, wants me to be number 820!?! What a Facehooker!"

Facehooker by faroutly April 7, 2010

facehook

A facebook status contrived to solicit comments from friends by deliberately posting nebulous statements designed to entice curiosity.

Examples of hypothetical facehooks:

Jon Doe has made a significant change in his life.

Jane Doe hopes last night never happens again.

Bill Thomas did something he thought he'd never do.

facehook by Cragdor September 1, 2010

Facehooker 

-Noun-

1. An individual, though usually middle school/ high school-aged girls (sometimes guys), who use Facebook to ridiculously display themselves in hopes of attracting the attention of a person of sexual interest to them.

Usually found in the badly focused, self-taken photographs that show the individual making absurd, foolish faces that are actually meant to be sexy.

2. Any such person who uses Facebook as a way of maintaining or advertising their love life or lack thereof.

3. An idiot

JANE DOE'S STATUS: "Should I tell him or not?!?!?!?!?"

Dude, what's up with your sister's profile pic? She's such a Facehooker.

Facehooker by TeaKB December 8, 2009