facehooking 

The act of offering a reward for a like. The online equivilent to receiving money for sexual favors.

"Like this status and I'll give you a dollar!" Dude she was totally facehooking. What an online whore!

facehooking by Mr. MichaelsJSmith January 6, 2012

facehooking 

The act of successfully hooking up with someone through facebook.

He wrote on my wall so much I knew we were going to end up facehooking.

facehooking by Chanisson Halberitzky February 9, 2010

Facehooking 

When one tries to garner attention from his or her facebook friends by writing something they think is clever, witty, or outrageous into their status update.

Did you see Jenna's Update? The milk in her fridge is green!

Don't comment. She's just Facehooking.

Facehooking by TBayJ November 28, 2010

Facehooking 

When females intentionally go on Facebook and post pictures, posts, and/or memes as to stimulate others sexually to use towards either inflating their ego/self esteem, flirting, or sexual favor in person or messaging. Also, used for cheating, hookups, and meeting someone.

She got on her phone and posted a filter picture with her cleavage bubbling out on Facebook to see what guys hit her up. Facehooking again.

Facehooking by CincyTitan513 April 6, 2021

Fakebooking 

The act of intentionally misrepresenting your appearance on Facebook to hide that you are fat. This person will engage in the act of photo manipulation such as cropping out anything below the shoulders in pictures. The lower half of their body would show that they are clearly not hot, but they are more concerned with keeping up with appearances on Facebook than hitting an elliptical.

Guy1: Who is that girl with ----- in that picture? She's hot.

Guy2: That girl!? Don't let her fool you, she is always fakebooking.

Fakebooking by PantherB January 4, 2012

conspicuous facebooking 

When someone does something on Facebook just to make a point, or have everyone else see it. Can be done by a status, or joining of a group. Usually not a direct comment or wall post.

Facebook news feed: Brain just became a fan of "Harvard Business School Class of 2014"

Carlos: Man, Brain is such an asshole, he just wants everyone to see that and rub it in their face. He's just conspicuous facebooking like always.

Status: Meg just got a 2400 on her SAT!

Julie: Meg is such a jerk, everyone knows she's a fucking genius, why does she have to gloat all the time?

conspicuous facebooking by WCvolv April 3, 2010

Investigative Facebooking 

A euphemism for Facebook stalking.

A: "Are you creeping on that chick from the part last night on Facebook?"

B: "Nah dude, I'm just doing some investigative Facebooking."

Investigative Facebooking by Ssstttuarrrrt January 16, 2011