facefraud

one that pretends in his mind he has a facebook because he is going into someone's account but prides himself that he doesn't do facebook

Don't be a facefraud - get your own account

by Suzy Q Leesburg June 11, 2011

Facecradle

Gently caressing your face with your hand in a selfie. Much calmer, and prettier, than a facepalm. Created by Gerard Way

Person 1: lol #facepalm #selfie
Person 2: Man, don't facepalm, that's so lame. Facecradle is so much better.

by fuhkmefrnk November 22, 2014

Facecradle

Created by Gerard Way. Similar in appearance to a facepalm, however there are many differences.

A facecradle is gentle and nurturing, as opposed to a facepalm, which is harsh and unsophisticated.

by Peterick Trohley December 29, 2014

faceFreudianbook Slip

A Freudian Slip made on facebook, unlike Freudian slips this is written rather than spoken; a serious faux pas on facebook where the writer writes something other than what they ostensibly meant to say.

When his jealous wife was away my friend made an embarrassing faceFreudianbook slip when he posted on her facebook wall "Honey I wish you were her" when he ostenisbly meant to say "I wish you were here" OOOPS!

by jmspaesq October 25, 2010

Facefault

A version of faceplanting, this version being the act of going from standing upright to having one's face planted on or in asphault without any intervening movement or time. This usually happens in anime, particularly after someone does something incredibly naieve or stupid.

Jim: You just went to the third level of stupid.
Bob: There are levels of stupid?
Jim: Yes, you blew right past facepalm and headdesk and went straight to facefault.

by Alysidhe July 9, 2011