jmspaesq's definitions

Trumpageddon

The end of the world following the election of the Trumphole

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Within weeks of the election of the Trumphole the inevitable Trumpageddon occurred

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by jmspaesq January 3, 2016

Trumphole

The ignorant bloviating carnival barker running for President is called the Trumphole and out of his Trumphole he spews racist misogynistic ignorant nonsense to the adoring Trumphole followers the Trumplydytes

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The Trumphole tweeted more insulting nonsense yesterday

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by jmspaesq January 3, 2016

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

by jmspaesq January 15, 2011

Googleverse

The Googleverse is the universe of Google soon to be owned by Google.

Everywhere I look I see the Googleverse, there is the Google Earth, the Google Sky and beyond.

by jmspaesq November 20, 2010

Baconican

A Baconican is a Republican who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was a Republican came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconican!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Baconcrat

A Baconcrat is a Democrat who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was a Democrat came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconcrat!

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010

Baconlicious

Baconlicious is bacon, bacon flavor, anything that bacon is added to anything of or pertaining to Bacon delicious bacon the salty meat, the gateway meat, the proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, bacon makes everything better!

I had a plate of bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a cheeseburger, I added bacon and it was baconlicious; I had a scallop, I wrapped it in bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a turkey sandwich, I added bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a grilled cheese sandwich, I added bacon, it was baconlicious; I had a sandwich with lettuce and tomato I added bacon, it was baconlicious....

by jmspaesq November 16, 2010