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Cerebral darwinism is the theory that the fittest brain cells survive through the process of neurological natural selection.
After all the drugs and alcohol he did in high school and college his friends were amazed that he was still a very intelligent, articulate person but he explained that this was a result of cerebral darwinism and that the brain cells that had survived the various assaults of drugs and alcohol and various head injuries incurred in drunk and drugged out stupors, were the fittest brain cells and were actually super brain cells. Those that didn't make it were eliminated by the process of neurological natural selection.
by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
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The Grand Hypocrisy Party (GHP) is also known as the Grand Old Party (GOP) or the Republican party also known as the Repugnicant Party. They say one thing and do another. Their stated ideology is completely intellectually inconsistent and filled with hypocrisy.
The Grand Hypocrisy Party says that they believe in small government, yet what they mean is small enough to fit into your bedroom and personal life where they insist on legislating their own narrow minded morality. They say they believe in fiscal discipline, complain about deficit spending, yet advocate tax cuts for the top 2% of the ultra wealthy and yet don't even pretend to offer a way to pay for them. They say they believe in the Constitution yet have acted to undercut the Constitutional rights of the People and advocate amending the Constitution and abolishing Amendments that guarantee people fundamental rights!
by jmspaesq October 30, 2010
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A Baconocracy is a political system where bacon RULES!!!
The choices in the election were a Republican, a Democrat, a Tea Bagger, an Indepedent and BACON and BACON won in a landslide voters overwhelmingly chose a Baconocracy over every other political party or system of Government! It is often said that baconocracy is the worst form of Government--except for all the others!
by jmspaesq November 5, 2010
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To be Esquired is to have passed the bar exam and be admitted to the Bar!
My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam result and passed and is now officially esquired!
by jmspaesq November 11, 2010
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To be Esquared is to pass the bar exam and be admitted to the bar in two States!
My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam results from both Pennsylvania and New Jersey and passed both exams thus she is Esquared!
by jmspaesq November 11, 2010
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A greaseslide is what will happen when bacon is elected with an overwhelming vote in 2012 and becomes baconator! A baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!
In 2012 the bacon party candidate, bacon, was elected in a greaseslide when the people chose a baconocracy!
by jmspaesq November 9, 2010
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A Baconcrat is a Democrat who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My friend who was a Democrat came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconcrat!
by jmspaesq November 14, 2010
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