Facecradle 

Gently caressing your face with your hand in a selfie. Much calmer, and prettier, than a facepalm. Created by Gerard Way

Person 1: lol #facepalm #selfie
Person 2: Man, don't facepalm, that's so lame. Facecradle is so much better.

Facecradle by fuhkmefrnk November 22, 2014

Facecradle 

Created by Gerard Way. Similar in appearance to a facepalm, however there are many differences.

A facecradle is gentle and nurturing, as opposed to a facepalm, which is harsh and unsophisticated.

Facecradle by Peterick Trohley December 29, 2014

Face Cradle 

The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.

"Oh, look at Gerard doing the face cradle! He's so awesome!"

Face Cradle by omgphangirl July 13, 2015

facecadet 

a face cadet consists of a face and a cadet which equals out to a facecadet. also able to pliot various land, air, and sea vehicles while fingering multiple orifices. it is very difficult to become a facecadet unless you have had extensive face-cadetery training throughout early childhood. a facecadet may also occur in ones life if said cadet is a face and looks like a potential cadet. be wary of facecadetery, for it is highly contagious, especially to members of the asian race.

your face is a cadet. you are a facecadet. why have you downloaded windows90face to my computer you facecadet master.

facecadet by bobwe hadababy itsaboy July 20, 2006