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facefaping 

"dude did you see those new pool pics of madi"
"yeah i tottaly worth facefaping to"
facefaping by standert August 7, 2012
Words you can keep

facecamping

having the killer, being the truly skillful player that they are, stare at you while you are hooked until you either:
A). Get saved, at which point you will be immediately downed and hooked, until the sweet, sweet release of death occurs
B). Get blessed by unhooking yourself only to have the second half of option A happen

C). Die while your teammates either watch or continue to do generators
As previously mentioned, only the skilled players can achieve this godly technique
We gotta get the generators done quick, this killer is facecamping!
facecamping by deathmetalapocalypse September 26, 2018

Facedating 

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.
So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.
Facedating by Nectar man September 3, 2009

Facescaping 

You look like you need to spend some time Facescaping, just a big-ol chin of pubes.

facebaking 

To use your facebook status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.
"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."

Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.
facebaking by metal power February 12, 2010

faceping 

When a girl wants to chat up a guy but also wants to play hard-to-get at the same time, she just says "Hi" in facebook chat, and guy will "take over" the conversation from there.
Samantha (on facebook): Hi
Dick (on facebook): Oh hi samantha, how are you?
* silence *
Dick (on facebook): Pretty boring day huh?
* silence. Dick, sensing a faceping prods on *
Dick (on facebook): So, any news?
Samantha (on facebook, faking disinterest): meh
faceping by frustro May 16, 2009

Facebating 

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.
Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school
Facebating by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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