facefaping 

faping to facebook pictures

"dude did you see those new pool pics of madi"
"yeah i tottaly worth facefaping to"

facefaping by standert August 7, 2012

facecamping

having the killer, being the truly skillful player that they are, stare at you while you are hooked until you either:
A). Get saved, at which point you will be immediately downed and hooked, until the sweet, sweet release of death occurs
B). Get blessed by unhooking yourself only to have the second half of option A happen

C). Die while your teammates either watch or continue to do generators
As previously mentioned, only the skilled players can achieve this godly technique

We gotta get the generators done quick, this killer is facecamping!

facecamping by deathmetalapocalypse September 26, 2018

Facedating 

The act of hollering at and/or dating someone soley through the use of Facebook, because otherwise they would not talk to each other.

So Peter, I heard you and Dana were in a relationship.

Yeah, we've been Facedating for a couple of months now, its been great.

So, will you get to see her in person?

Probably not, because she's living in Costa Rica now.

Facedating by Nectar man September 3, 2009

Facescaping 

Shaving.

You look like you need to spend some time Facescaping, just a big-ol chin of pubes.

Facescaping by TheWorldsMostAwkwardMan May 29, 2011

facebaking 

To use your facebook status to provide an exaggerated description of the daily meal that you have just prepared or eaten in an attempt to impress or outdo your friends.

"Mmmm...just about to sit down to succulent honey glazed roast duck with rosemary and thyme hassleback potatoes, baby carrots and zuccini all topped off with almond jelly sauce. Can't wait for the self saucing chocolate pudding to be ready for dessert."

Looks like Jane has been facebaking again, I don't think I've ever seen her actually cook anything.

facebaking by metal power February 12, 2010

faceping 

When a girl wants to chat up a guy but also wants to play hard-to-get at the same time, she just says "Hi" in facebook chat, and guy will "take over" the conversation from there.

Samantha (on facebook): Hi
Dick (on facebook): Oh hi samantha, how are you?
* silence *
Dick (on facebook): Pretty boring day huh?
* silence. Dick, sensing a faceping prods on *
Dick (on facebook): So, any news?
Samantha (on facebook, faking disinterest): meh

faceping by frustro May 16, 2009

Facebating 

Facebating is one guy is so desperate for a girl he jacks off to her facebook pictures.

Many guys were Facebating to girls at there school

Facebating by Funnymantothemax June 12, 2011