facefaint
facefaint by thebiscuit January 26, 2012
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facebait
Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.
A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."
facebait by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011
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facefist
When facepalm isn't enough, its close relative facefist is one step up. It's used when a feeling of frustration agitation or the witnessing of an act of stupidity is so overwhelming that you feel the need to punch yourself in the face.
Teacher: Now class, can anyone tell me what the first 6 prime numbers are?
Student: uumm... 1,2,3,5,7, and 9?
Teacher: That's all correct except 2.
Student: But 5 minutes ago I thought you said that a prime number could only be divided by 1 or itself? Doesn't 2 fit those requirements?
Teacher: I'm sorry, are you saying I'm incorrect?
Student: ....Yes?
Teacher: Well in that case you just earned yourself detention!
Student: But why?
Teacher: 2 days detention!!
Student: Ma'am I----
Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WEEK?!!?!?!
Student: *FACEFIST
Student: uumm... 1,2,3,5,7, and 9?
Teacher: That's all correct except 2.
Student: But 5 minutes ago I thought you said that a prime number could only be divided by 1 or itself? Doesn't 2 fit those requirements?
Teacher: I'm sorry, are you saying I'm incorrect?
Student: ....Yes?
Teacher: Well in that case you just earned yourself detention!
Student: But why?
Teacher: 2 days detention!!
Student: Ma'am I----
Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WEEK?!!?!?!
Student: *FACEFIST
facefist by righter than u September 1, 2009
facefart
facefart by randomcanadianeh October 17, 2009
Facebaiting
Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.
Facebaiting by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011
facebaiting
The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.
facebaiting by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009
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age gate
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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