facefaint

disappearing when the discussion gets to a logical checkmate.

When the facebagger was confounded by logic, he facefainted.

by thebiscuit January 26, 2012

facebait

Cryptic posts in facebook that express a vague sentiment but do not provide any details, clearly designed to bait friends to ask follow-up questions.

A facebook wall post that could be considered facebait would be posts like "Today is the day!" or "Ugh, I am over it..." or "Now I know why I should stay home..." or "Hurt and disappointed..."

by Arabian Thunder August 22, 2011

faceflirt

The act of flirting through facebook posts.

Jim: Did you see what Stephan said in your facebook post?

Rolland: Yes, he said I have hot peppers, he was so faceflirting!!

by starblzer February 10, 2010

facefist

When facepalm isn't enough, its close relative facefist is one step up. It's used when a feeling of frustration agitation or the witnessing of an act of stupidity is so overwhelming that you feel the need to punch yourself in the face.

Teacher: Now class, can anyone tell me what the first 6 prime numbers are?

Student: uumm... 1,2,3,5,7, and 9?

Teacher: That's all correct except 2.

Student: But 5 minutes ago I thought you said that a prime number could only be divided by 1 or itself? Doesn't 2 fit those requirements?

Teacher: I'm sorry, are you saying I'm incorrect?

Student: ....Yes?

Teacher: Well in that case you just earned yourself detention!

Student: But why?

Teacher: 2 days detention!!

Student: Ma'am I----

Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WEEK?!!?!?!

Student: *FACEFIST

by righter than u September 1, 2009

facefart

when a man/woman farts into the face of a man/woman for sexual or humiliation reasons.

i think i will facefart him in the bathroom.


i facefarted her in bed last night.

by randomcanadianeh October 17, 2009

Facebaiting

Posting vague, self pitying status updates on Facebook in an obvious bid for attention and emotional support.

Sally: Will anything good ever come into my life?

Bobby: Doubt it, dude. Stop Facebaiting.

by Johnwilkie April 2, 2011

facebaiting

The phenomenon whereby an intentional and impossibly obscure Facebook status causes numerous friends to respond.

After declaring in his status that "Rich has big news" - he was accused of facebaiting.

by Mace in AZ February 14, 2009