facebookosis 

obsessive, compulsive, psychotic use of face book

She's suffering from facebookosis, she hasn't gone out in days, hasn't talked to a real person in weeks, hasn't even bothered to wash her hair.

facebookosis by roswan April 24, 2009

Facebookitis 

A disease in which facebook takes over your life and you cannot do anything anymore besides look at your friends pictures and write on their walls.

Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.

Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?

Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis

Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?

Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
...

Facebookitis by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009

Facebooklosipher 

Someone who feels the need to have a deep and meaningful facebook status.

John: Did you see Frank's facebook status. It was a poem about his classes

James: Yeah man he is such a facebooklosipher

Facebooklosipher by Jay Rip April 7, 2009

facebookerosis 

Addcition to Facebook

James: Dude, what are you doing?
Adam: I'm on facebook.
James: You're always on that thing.
Adam: No i ain't!
James: Yes you are, you've got Facebookerosis

facebookerosis by Xxhackreeem_razorxX December 8, 2009

Facebooksionship 

A Relationship on Facebook that does not actually exist in real life.

A Facebooksionship contradicts the phrase "Facebook Official" which by definition means, "A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook." or "how you know shit's real."

This may is relationship between people of the same sex or the opposite sex who are just friends not actual significant others.

Facebooksionships Include:
John Smith is In a Relationship with James Ryan

Megan Smith is Married to Alexandra Ryan

Really Hot Amy is In an Open Relationship with Kind of Chubby Ben

Facebooksionship by Facebookem123 August 25, 2010

Facebookorize 

(v) the act of terrorizing someone in facebook by gathering a lot of people and posting hating comments all at the same time. This is usually done to someone for a special reason (snitching, cheating on people, etc.) and usually results in the person deleting their facebook account.

Person 1: yo that guy asked out my girlfriend. wtf
Person 2: woa what a douche. Hey you his facebook friend?
Person 1: yeah why?
Person 2: lets teach that fucker a lesson and facebookorize him

Facebookorize by Oafml November 27, 2009

facebookoser 

1. A person who constantly brags about his blurry, pseudo-achievements by updating his Facebook status so that others can have an untruthful image of him;

2. A person who takes pictures, or edits them, for the sake of showing off on Facebook.

Mike: Did you see that Jamey was talking about his school grades again on Facebook?
Mickey: Oh, don't even mention that, he's such a facebookoser, I've even blocked him because of that. I'm sick of him trying to get attention for something that is not even real.

Jenny: Have you seen Marry's photos from the beach?
Jessy: I wonder why somebody would post a half-naked picture of herself on the internet, she's such a facebookoser.

facebookoser by adinc September 29, 2010