She's suffering from facebookosis, she hasn't gone out in days, hasn't talked to a real person in weeks, hasn't even bothered to wash her hair.
by roswan April 24, 2009
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Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Sever cases include times where your trying to get work or homework done on the computer, yet somehow you always find yourself on facebook, getting absolutely nothing done.
Teacher: Suzie, where is your homework?
Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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Suzie: I couldnt do it I have facebookitis
Sister: Did you remember to give grandma her meds?
Brother: umm.. i had facebookitis and forgot
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by Tuhdumbum November 3, 2009
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John: Did you see Frank's facebook status. It was a poem about his classes
James: Yeah man he is such a facebooklosipher
James: Yeah man he is such a facebooklosipher
by Jay Rip April 7, 2009
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James: Dude, what are you doing?
Adam: I'm on facebook.
James: You're always on that thing.
Adam: No i ain't!
James: Yes you are, you've got Facebookerosis
Adam: I'm on facebook.
James: You're always on that thing.
Adam: No i ain't!
James: Yes you are, you've got Facebookerosis
by Xxhackreeem_razorxX December 8, 2009
Get the facebookerosis mug.A Relationship on Facebook that does not actually exist in real life.
A Facebooksionship contradicts the phrase "Facebook Official" which by definition means, "A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook." or "how you know shit's real."
This may is relationship between people of the same sex or the opposite sex who are just friends not actual significant others.
A Facebooksionship contradicts the phrase "Facebook Official" which by definition means, "A relationship that is determined official because it is posted under the relationship status on Facebook." or "how you know shit's real."
This may is relationship between people of the same sex or the opposite sex who are just friends not actual significant others.
Facebooksionships Include:
John Smith is In a Relationship with James Ryan
Megan Smith is Married to Alexandra Ryan
Really Hot Amy is In an Open Relationship with Kind of Chubby Ben
John Smith is In a Relationship with James Ryan
Megan Smith is Married to Alexandra Ryan
Really Hot Amy is In an Open Relationship with Kind of Chubby Ben
by Facebookem123 August 25, 2010
Get the Facebooksionship mug.(v) the act of terrorizing someone in facebook by gathering a lot of people and posting hating comments all at the same time. This is usually done to someone for a special reason (snitching, cheating on people, etc.) and usually results in the person deleting their facebook account.
Person 1: yo that guy asked out my girlfriend. wtf
Person 2: woa what a douche. Hey you his facebook friend?
Person 1: yeah why?
Person 2: lets teach that fucker a lesson and facebookorize him
Person 2: woa what a douche. Hey you his facebook friend?
Person 1: yeah why?
Person 2: lets teach that fucker a lesson and facebookorize him
by Oafml November 27, 2009
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2. A person who takes pictures, or edits them, for the sake of showing off on Facebook.
2. A person who takes pictures, or edits them, for the sake of showing off on Facebook.
Mike: Did you see that Jamey was talking about his school grades again on Facebook?
Mickey: Oh, don't even mention that, he's such a facebookoser, I've even blocked him because of that. I'm sick of him trying to get attention for something that is not even real.
Jenny: Have you seen Marry's photos from the beach?
Jessy: I wonder why somebody would post a half-naked picture of herself on the internet, she's such a facebookoser.
Mickey: Oh, don't even mention that, he's such a facebookoser, I've even blocked him because of that. I'm sick of him trying to get attention for something that is not even real.
Jenny: Have you seen Marry's photos from the beach?
Jessy: I wonder why somebody would post a half-naked picture of herself on the internet, she's such a facebookoser.
by adinc September 29, 2010
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