facebookoser 

1. A person who constantly brags about his blurry, pseudo-achievements by updating his Facebook status so that others can have an untruthful image of him;

2. A person who takes pictures, or edits them, for the sake of showing off on Facebook.

Mike: Did you see that Jamey was talking about his school grades again on Facebook?
Mickey: Oh, don't even mention that, he's such a facebookoser, I've even blocked him because of that. I'm sick of him trying to get attention for something that is not even real.

Jenny: Have you seen Marry's photos from the beach?
Jessy: I wonder why somebody would post a half-naked picture of herself on the internet, she's such a facebookoser.

facebookoser by adinc September 29, 2010

Facebooker's Remorse 

When you get really smashed and go on facebook, you comment on everyone's status and say stupid crazy stuff. You tell all the hot chicks on your profile that you want them. The next day you have a case of Facebooker's Remorse and you delete all of your comments!

I can't believe I commented on Jen's status and told her to shut up and get a life. I was so smashed now I have "facebooker's remorse"

Facebooker's Remorse by Facebook By Proxy September 30, 2009

Facebooker 

The person who uses Facebook.

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.

Facebooker by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014

Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on

Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

Selfish Facebooker by magic worder August 25, 2011

Awkward Facebooker

ZEB R. ADAMS

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl

Awkward Facebooker by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012

Facebookery 

Facebookery
In the use of Facebook or other such media is the manipulation the of algorithms by created application to acquire and use data of legitimate accounts and the creation of fake accounts. Disinformation campaigns are a facet.

Cambridge Analytica was a purveyor of facebookery.

Facebookery by Nymphoseud November 2, 2018

facebooker 

A high school or college student that spends an exceptional amount of time posting and browsing on Facebook; usually spending more than a half-hour a day on Facebook.

I could tell a guy on my floor was a facebooker when he was wasting hours of his time a day posting on Facebook.

facebooker by Bayard Lewis June 25, 2006