face jam

durring BJ, before ejac, the male grasps the females head and jams it down. While singing the Face Jam Song. Sometimes the female chokes on the kerm and dies...but its a risk Im willing to take.

shelly, tammy, sam, B, and amanda. Amanda died. RIP.

by bowly January 26, 2005

jam face

Back in the days of slaves there was no bug zappers. In order to keep the bugs away slave owners would lather jam onto a slaves face and make them walk beside them. The bugs would naturally be attracted to the jam leaving the slave owner bug free. Calling slaves jam faces was the same as calling them nigger.

You love watermelon, fried chicken, and purple drink. You are such a jam face.

by thomas jeferson October 13, 2010

Jam Face

A condition that makes it look like somebody has slothered jam all around your mouth. Requires one to smear vasiline all over his face.

Dean "Hey what's that you've got coming up on your face?"
Jack "Oh right, that's ma Jam Face, i'm lubing it up every day"
Dean "Gay"

by UrbanScout 365 December 1, 2009

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.

Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

by Zonal K September 25, 2019

jammy face

The act of placing one's vagina on another's face and squirting that hot jam on his or her face

So I was eatin dat ass and she strait up jammy faced me

by Strait eight April 7, 2003

jamming on face

To jam, or to jamalam. Relieving your self on a girls face e.g cumming in the eye or mouth.

Jamming on face

'Josh says to Gemma, Gemma get on your knees bitch i'm gonna jam on your face, yeh that's wot i fout bitch.'

'Yesterday i was like jamming on her face and now she ait my ting'.

by cat22546387 January 7, 2011

facejam

After you´ve pumped the singelbarell pumpaction youghurt rifle you take the opportunity to jam the semen all over the girl´s face by tenderly and repeatedly slapping her in the face with the rifle while cumming simultaneosly.

- And now as the great finaly to a mediocre intercourse I will facejam you thoroughly!

by Youghurt Cannon December 25, 2007