face jam
durring BJ, before ejac, the male grasps the females head and jams it down. While singing the Face Jam Song. Sometimes the female chokes on the kerm and dies...but its a risk Im willing to take.
Words you can keep
jam face
Back in the days of slaves there was no bug zappers. In order to keep the bugs away slave owners would lather jam onto a slaves face and make them walk beside them. The bugs would naturally be attracted to the jam leaving the slave owner bug free. Calling slaves jam faces was the same as calling them nigger.
jam face by thomas jeferson October 13, 2010
Jam Face
A condition that makes it look like somebody has slothered jam all around your mouth. Requires one to smear vasiline all over his face.
Dean "Hey what's that you've got coming up on your face?"
Jack "Oh right, that's ma Jam Face, i'm lubing it up every day"
Dean "Gay"
Jack "Oh right, that's ma Jam Face, i'm lubing it up every day"
Dean "Gay"
Jam Face by UrbanScout 365 December 1, 2009
Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9
The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.
jammy face
jammy face by Strait eight April 7, 2003
jamming on face
Jamming on face
'Josh says to Gemma, Gemma get on your knees bitch i'm gonna jam on your face, yeh that's wot i fout bitch.'
'Yesterday i was like jamming on her face and now she ait my ting'.
'Josh says to Gemma, Gemma get on your knees bitch i'm gonna jam on your face, yeh that's wot i fout bitch.'
'Yesterday i was like jamming on her face and now she ait my ting'.
jamming on face by cat22546387 January 7, 2011
facejam
After you´ve pumped the singelbarell pumpaction youghurt rifle you take the opportunity to jam the semen all over the girl´s face by tenderly and repeatedly slapping her in the face with the rifle while cumming simultaneosly.
facejam by Youghurt Cannon December 25, 2007
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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