face first 

Best mother fing ska band in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Yo did you all see the rocking face first show last night?

face first by you wish you know but you dont May 30, 2003

Face First 

The best ska band of all time from New Jersey who used to have a t-shirt that said "We didnt go emo so neither should you." But dropped the horns and went emo.

Face first should get back together because they were the best band ever.

Face First by Joe May 13, 2005

first face shock 

The realization that the initial feeling of excitement and arousal was sorely misplaced as the woman turns out to be less attractive and interesting as initially believed. Very common in relationships and one-night stands and orientations for school and when women take their makeup off.

K and H experienced first face shock when they found their entering class was not as attractive as orientation made it seem.

At first I thought she was beautiful, but when I got out of prison 10 months later, I experienced first face shock.

"Last night, I would never have put a brown bag on that bitch. But this morning, I experienced first face shock!"

I spilled water over her shirt and I was in love. I spilled water over her face and I was in first face shock.

first face shock by Blow Me I'm Brown September 9, 2010

First Face 

1. n. a very well endowed person; someone having a large penis

2. -ed adj. the state of being very well endowed or having a large penis


on a scale of first-third, First face is the largest possible size of penis.

1. Susan slept with Travis, and our suspicions are confirmed. He is DEFINITELY a First Face!

2. Everyone says that boy is so First Faced, it's SCARY!

First Face by MahBFiz1stFace October 16, 2008

First Class Face

The look of smug disdain you get when you walk on a plane from that one guy in first class that wants you to know to feel like cattle in economy.

I was explaining a idea I had to a colleague and he gave me first class face and just walked away.

First Class Face by BattlestarDumbgantica October 7, 2022

facefist

When facepalm isn't enough, its close relative facefist is one step up. It's used when a feeling of frustration agitation or the witnessing of an act of stupidity is so overwhelming that you feel the need to punch yourself in the face.

Teacher: Now class, can anyone tell me what the first 6 prime numbers are?

Student: uumm... 1,2,3,5,7, and 9?

Teacher: That's all correct except 2.

Student: But 5 minutes ago I thought you said that a prime number could only be divided by 1 or itself? Doesn't 2 fit those requirements?

Teacher: I'm sorry, are you saying I'm incorrect?

Student: ....Yes?

Teacher: Well in that case you just earned yourself detention!

Student: But why?

Teacher: 2 days detention!!

Student: Ma'am I----

Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A WEEK?!!?!?!

Student: *FACEFIST

facefist by righter than u September 1, 2009