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can i have my face back 

A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.
Peter: A SKELETON!!!
Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back?
Peter: No! You're going to jail!

can i have my face back 

A phrase hypothetically asked when one notices that another is blatantly staring at them.
Braedon looks up to see the class fag, Andrew staring at him.
"What, Andy?"
"Oh...nothing." Andrew continues to stare.
"Damn, can I have my face back?"
Andrew busts out crying at the class bursts out in laughter, ridiculing the gay fag.

back face 

The region located at the back of your head. Usually used when one feels pain or hurts the back of their head.
Aw man, I just got punched in the back face.
back face by Bryan February 10, 2005

Back of the Face 

The act of attacking and killing an enemy (in the face) with a blunt object. (Usually the butt of a gun)

-- This nonsensical phrase is most often used to confuse and grief players of popular video games. Originally created and used in Halo 2, this phrase is quickly becoming a popular edition to the "Lemon juice in an open wound" style of trash talk.

-- An annoying term used against an opponent to cause confusion and disarray. It is generally followed by "Too easy! Sit the fuck down!"

-- An equivalence of: Your Mom, pWnEd, and Fucking Noob!
1. Gamer "X" Beat down Gamer "Y" in the "BACK OF THE FACE"

2. (after killing an opponent, said in rapid succession) - "BACK OF THE FACE!, BACK OF THE FACE!, BACK OF THE FACE!"

3. (Followed by subsequent insults) - "BACK OF THE FACE!, TOO EASY!, SIT THE FUCK DOWN!"

4. (After receiving a "back of the face" death,) - "That doesn't even make sense you cant hit someone in the back of the face!"

5. (After receiving a "back of the face" death,) - Your mom's a back of the face..."

6. (After receiving a "back of the face" death,) That doesn't even make sense, what the fuck is the "back of the face?"
Back of the Face by E. Wilk, Tom. H December 29, 2007

Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face! 

Something you say to your kids when your driving somewhere and they're irritating you.
Kids: fighting in back seat*

Dad: Stop Fooling Around, Don't Make Me Come Back There And Rearrange Your Face!

Kids: Silent*

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back 

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere
my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious