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Mani-Pedi-Facial
When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!
Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial
Mani-Pedi-Facial by will bitten September 14, 2017
facial aesthetics
leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s
facial aesthetics by curlydude January 2, 2017
snow facial
snow facial by Hana12343214 December 22, 2008
Boracay Facial
When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.
Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!
Boracay Facial by TagTeamChampionsOfTheWorld May 25, 2015
septic facial
septic facial by Squealer February 3, 2014
faalsandaal
The faalsandaal (meaning fail sandal in english) is the reward you get when you fail at the PK bomber mode in bomberman generation. as the name says it tells you that you kinda suck and fail in the game.
the faalsandaal isnt just the item you get, but also can be used as name.
the faalsandaal isnt just the item you get, but also can be used as name.
"PK bomber" (example of bomberman)
"you failed" (picture of the faalsandaal apairs in screen)
(playing with friends) (example of name)
Friend: damnit!
you: lol your such a faalsandaal you failed at PK bomber!!
or
You: you cant beat that level op pokemon? your such a faalsandaal!
"you failed" (picture of the faalsandaal apairs in screen)
(playing with friends) (example of name)
Friend: damnit!
you: lol your such a faalsandaal you failed at PK bomber!!
or
You: you cant beat that level op pokemon? your such a faalsandaal!
faalsandaal by Almighty Harry September 23, 2009
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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