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Fa-ca-ca.

1. A word defining a particular masturbation act conducted by a male. It is the action of lying on ones back with the hips high in the air while masturbating and during the climax, directs the penis vertically and shoots his ejaculate up and over into or on his own rectum.

2. An adjective describing a pathetic person.

2. Describing something as "fucked"
And in the depths of his despair, in his final hour, he performed a glorious facaca to help relieve some stress before taking the BAR exam.
facaca by predator55 November 30, 2016
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fa·ca.ca (northeastern USA american-italian slang)

1. An old, decrepit, person or younger person who thinks like an old, decrepit person. A close minded person, set in their way and not open to new generational ideas or things fogey, old fart
Vinny: "Mom! Why is the music in this department store so boring sounding?"

Mom: "Because if they play the kind of music you like the facacas will complain."
facaca by Judy B January 11, 2008
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facecamping

having the killer, being the truly skillful player that they are, stare at you while you are hooked until you either:
A). Get saved, at which point you will be immediately downed and hooked, until the sweet, sweet release of death occurs
B). Get blessed by unhooking yourself only to have the second half of option A happen

C). Die while your teammates either watch or continue to do generators
As previously mentioned, only the skilled players can achieve this godly technique
We gotta get the generators done quick, this killer is facecamping!
facecamping by deathmetalapocalypse September 26, 2018

Facecard 

A reputation or line of credit in the streets due to good business and/or mutual respect.
I (the person with a good Facecard) would be known for not snitching, not skimping, being real, not oweing if I have a good Facecard.

Good Facecarder: Yo, front me a zip?
Plug: Yea fashow, I know you got me, your facecard clean bruh.

facecake 

Cake with a photo of a persons face on. Referenced in Scrubs.
I smell facecake!
Did somebody say facecake?
facecake by Lexy W March 12, 2007

Facecation 

When someone takes a vacation from Facebook, a popular social networking site that it notoriously addicting. Facecations are usually taken to spend more time on homework, activities, job, etc.
JOE SHMO is taking a Facecation, bbl. =)

"Why is Joe never on Facebook?"
"He's taking a Facecation."
Facecation by Sharpie Rainbow October 24, 2008
Adjective meaning extremely messed up, bungled, mucked up, screwed up, totally confusing, damaged, and out of control. Near in meaning to "fucked up."
I told you his living room was totally faccado. You can't find a path to walk or a place to sit.

This situation is faccado. I'm out of here!

I was totally faccado last night. I think it was the tequila.
faccado by frontporcher September 24, 2009
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A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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