facaca 

Fa-ca-ca.

1. A word defining a particular masturbation act conducted by a male. It is the action of lying on ones back with the hips high in the air while masturbating and during the climax, directs the penis vertically and shoots his ejaculate up and over into or on his own rectum.

2. An adjective describing a pathetic person.

2. Describing something as "fucked"

And in the depths of his despair, in his final hour, he performed a glorious facaca to help relieve some stress before taking the BAR exam.

facaca by predator55 November 30, 2016

facaca 

fa·ca.ca (northeastern USA american-italian slang)

1. An old, decrepit, person or younger person who thinks like an old, decrepit person. A close minded person, set in their way and not open to new generational ideas or things fogey, old fart

Vinny: "Mom! Why is the music in this department store so boring sounding?"

Mom: "Because if they play the kind of music you like the facacas will complain."

facaca by Judy B January 11, 2008

facecamping

having the killer, being the truly skillful player that they are, stare at you while you are hooked until you either:
A). Get saved, at which point you will be immediately downed and hooked, until the sweet, sweet release of death occurs
B). Get blessed by unhooking yourself only to have the second half of option A happen

C). Die while your teammates either watch or continue to do generators
As previously mentioned, only the skilled players can achieve this godly technique

We gotta get the generators done quick, this killer is facecamping!

facecamping by deathmetalapocalypse September 26, 2018

Facecard 

A reputation or line of credit in the streets due to good business and/or mutual respect.

I (the person with a good Facecard) would be known for not snitching, not skimping, being real, not oweing if I have a good Facecard.

Good Facecarder: Yo, front me a zip?
Plug: Yea fashow, I know you got me, your facecard clean bruh.

Facecard by IngenuityNotApplied May 26, 2018

facecake 

Cake with a photo of a persons face on. Referenced in Scrubs.

I smell facecake!
Did somebody say facecake?

facecake by Lexy W March 12, 2007

Facecation 

When someone takes a vacation from Facebook, a popular social networking site that it notoriously addicting. Facecations are usually taken to spend more time on homework, activities, job, etc.

JOE SHMO is taking a Facecation, bbl. =)

"Why is Joe never on Facebook?"
"He's taking a Facecation."

Facecation by Sharpie Rainbow October 24, 2008

faccado

Adjective meaning extremely messed up, bungled, mucked up, screwed up, totally confusing, damaged, and out of control. Near in meaning to "fucked up."

I told you his living room was totally faccado. You can't find a path to walk or a place to sit.

This situation is faccado. I'm out of here!

I was totally faccado last night. I think it was the tequila.

faccado by frontporcher September 24, 2009