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Eyesore for singles 

What you would call a couple whose being too lovey-dovey in front of singles.
Can those two just shut up and stop flirting with eachother? They're an eyesore for singles!
Ugly, hard on the eyes.
Since you painted your house electric pink it has become the eyesore of the neighbourhood.
eyesore by Ken November 29, 2002

Eyesleep 

When you wake up in the morning and it takes your eyes a few minutes to realise.
I'm awake, but I banged my fucking knee on the table because by stupid eyes are still eyesleep. AWESOME
Eyesleep by MrShane July 10, 2011
1. (noun) An ocular orifice.
2. (verb) To gaze at or scrutinize something.
1. My eyehole is sore from wearin' them contacts!
2. I eyeholed that movie and, quite frankly, it sucked a donkey.
eyehole by Amanda March 22, 2005

EyeSoLazy 

Some Internet Gamer that makes mediocre videos and have Normie humor. Many people say he has a massive Wang but it is yet to be confirmed. Also he has sub-par musical talent and his upload schedule is abysmal. 10/10 would smash again.
Me: Did you hear about EyesoLazy's newest video?
Friend: First question, who is that, and next question is how new is the video?
Me: he is a Youtuber, and 5 months ago.
EyeSoLazy by NotEyeSoLazy September 23, 2019
Something pleasent to look at
My boyfriend Aj is eyesome
Eyesome by Dirtythoughts June 25, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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