~HumanonlySee4gbRam's definitions

Grammar is 100

What someone would say when they have terrible grammar.

HI I am good guy and good friend! My grammar is 100,and I hate being with faggots!

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 22, 2017

Supreme Torture

Math.

It's important to know that math is supreme torture, there's not a thing in math that's not supreme torture.

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 21, 2017

Certificate

In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.

-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.

Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.

-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.

-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.

-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...

-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam July 2, 2018

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty

A meme about rick and morty where people post this in reply of those criticisms of the show.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam November 2, 2017

Send Nukes

A typo made by someone asking for nudes.

A: Send nukes bb.

B: Ok

A: nudes*
A: O SHIT

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 5, 2017

Eyesore for singles

What you would call a couple whose being too lovey-dovey in front of singles.

Can those two just shut up and stop flirting with eachother? They're an eyesore for singles!

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 1, 2017

Save the world

An overused term used by every fucking story, usually the action types. Seriously, there's not a single thing that can destroy our world, not anytime soon, and anyone who makes these stories have to go with the exaggerated action plot to "save the world" and always go with "the one" cliche. Just stop, think of some other action plot.

Strory 1: let's save the world!

Me: no.

Story 2: the aliens are invading, let's save the world!

Me: same shit again?

Story 3: men, tonight we die, as we go to war and save the world!

Me: oh my god, will they just stop with the saving the world bullshit?

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 1, 2017