~HumanonlySee4gbRam's definitions

Certificate

In School:
-The only thing you get from winning a school event.

-A useless piece of paper you can win and brag about with other students.

Other Situations:
-A piece of paper proving something you have or own is yours.

-Common types are Birth, Marriage and Death.

-I won a certificate at a school competition today, the fuck am I gonna do with this? You think I burnt half of my life in training for this moment only to get this thing?
-Here's a certificate of me winning firsr place. Suck it.

-Dude, that thing is mine, I have proof here, a certificate with specific date and my signature and such...

-I got my birth certificate today now I can apply for this school.

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam July 2, 2018

What does it take

This is a phrase that you would begin with and say when your already giving your best at something and still don't make your goal.

Usually occurs during school tests when you have total confidence and still fail.

What does it take to make the top 10 in our class?!! IVE TRIED EVERYTHING!!

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 21, 2017

Supreme Torture

Math.

It's important to know that math is supreme torture, there's not a thing in math that's not supreme torture.

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 21, 2017

4.73

This is the former Rubik's Cube world record by Feliks Zemdegs, he held it for 9 months until being broken by Patrick Ponce with 4.69 seconds.

Damn, Feliks 4.73 world record just got smashed by a speedcuber named Patrick Ponce.

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 21, 2017

Grammar is 100

What someone would say when they have terrible grammar.

HI I am good guy and good friend! My grammar is 100,and I hate being with faggots!

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam September 22, 2017

Eyesore for singles

What you would call a couple whose being too lovey-dovey in front of singles.

Can those two just shut up and stop flirting with eachother? They're an eyesore for singles!

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 1, 2017

Save the world

An overused term used by every fucking story, usually the action types. Seriously, there's not a single thing that can destroy our world, not anytime soon, and anyone who makes these stories have to go with the exaggerated action plot to "save the world" and always go with "the one" cliche. Just stop, think of some other action plot.

Strory 1: let's save the world!

Me: no.

Story 2: the aliens are invading, let's save the world!

Me: same shit again?

Story 3: men, tonight we die, as we go to war and save the world!

Me: oh my god, will they just stop with the saving the world bullshit?

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 1, 2017