Eyeglass Macarena

The dance like moves performed by someone when they are searching themselves for their eyeglasses that maybe on their head, in their pocket, the back of their neck or elsewhere. The dance is primarily done with one's hands and arms closely resembling the dance moves made famous in the mid 90's by the music video "the Macarena".

Joe did the eyeglass Macarena for several minutes before he realized that his eyeglasses were on top of his head.

Eyeglass Macarena by zenofile March 27, 2009

eyeglass challenge 

finding oneself at the opticians, trying on eyeglasses and being unable to perceive how a particular style of glasses make you look like a fucking dork, dweeb, owl; e.t.c.

as an eyeglass wearer, some of the hardest work i've ever done!!...eyeglasses are very much like picture frames, which can either compliment or un-compliment a painting. -plus, one can't see 100% while looking at/through frames with no lenses!! (contacts easy to love!, but twice the money and appointments...-then there is laser surgery!)

i always had trouble appreciating the 'older womens' glasses from yesteryear, that had upside-down stems and were HUGE; making someone look a bit like an owl!!

she was taking the eyeglass challenge, and ended up choosing a pair that made her face look severely pinched!

he chose a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge that were the absolute 'most' for his face, but cost $500

she found a pair of glasses during the eyeglass challenge, that lent themselves to a 'slut' look!

eyeglass challenge by michael foolsley June 28, 2011

Eyeglass Takeoff 

When one who wheres glasses witnesses/hears an epic fail. (s)He takes off said glasses slowly and places them down on a table, then normaly begans yelling. Hitler did this in the bunker sceen from Downfall.

Person One: Hey man, what's up?
Person Two: Not much, you?
Person One: I have been on /b/ alot recently, I am slowly falling in love with that board!
Person One: *Eyeglass Takeoff* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT BORAD IS NOTHING BUT BULL-etc etc

Eyeglass Takeoff by ROFLMAO the Narwhal January 11, 2011

Sultan’s eyeglass 

When you put your asshole over someones eye

A sultan’s eyeglass will show you a hole new world

Sultan’s eyeglass by Bailey49 February 21, 2018

Philadelphia Eyeglasses 

When a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then ejaculates on her forehead and spreads his semen around her eyes in rings with the tip of his penis.

This freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyeglasses last week, but I told her I wasn't into that kind of shit.

Philadelphia Eyeglasses by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

eyeglasses 

A slang term for "viewpoint" or "perspective", analogous to the Indonesian slang term "kacamata", used to describe how someone sees or interprets a situation.

When it comes to debating politics, everyone has their own eyeglasses; it's interesting to see how differently we can interpret the same event.

eyeglasses by Emotional Cruiser September 16, 2025