Definitions by Cinnamahn

Vietnamese Socketwrench 

When a girl loosely wraps her lips around the head of a penis and swings her head back and forth almost violently.

I tried to talk my girl into giving me a vietnamese socketwrench the other night but she wasn't feeling it.

Vietnamese Socketwrench by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

Vancouver Salty Dog

When a guy is about to ejaculate on a woman's face he asks her to close her eyes then pours old semen on her face instead.

(Depressed): My gril broke up with me after I gave her a Vancouver Salty Dog for our anniversary.

Vancouver Salty Dog by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

Philadelphia Eyeglasses 

When a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then ejaculates on her forehead and spreads his semen around her eyes in rings with the tip of his penis.

This freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyeglasses last week, but I told her I wasn't into that kind of shit.

Philadelphia Eyeglasses by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010