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That creature from Failboat's first episode of ACNH and oh fuck Jesus H. Christ she has a cult now
Person One : Have you seen that creature that's in the ground

Person Two : Oh that's just Eyea. You have every right to be terrified
eyea by anonymous July 13, 2021
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The unintended opening of the eyes while a patient is under general anesthesia in an outpatient setting.
This would most likely occur in a non intubated patient. The patient is most likely responding to stimuli or simply regaining a more conscious state. The anesthetist would then deepen the anesthesia to prevent the "eyeage" from continuing.
Eyeage by Jamie Immanuel December 6, 2012
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The feeling of looking at way too many attractive people, or eye candy.
I went to Miami during spring break- and holy shit, the amount of eye candy gave me eyeabetes.
eyeabetes by zwiebelsaft August 24, 2009

Eyealogue 

Visual flirting/confirmation of sexual interest from across a crowded room or bar.
1) "Dude, get out of my line of vision, me and this girl
are having some serious eyealogue"

2) After several minutes of intense eyealogue with an attractive stranger, Jason finally worked up the nerve to

start a conversation.
Eyealogue by Dan Surround March 23, 2011

Eyearrhea 

anything horrible to look at; but mostly bad TV.

E.G. reality TV or Jersey shore.
Me: "ahhh gawd"

You: "what's wrong"

Me: "i was watching faux news and now i have Eyearrhea!"

You: "uhgg go wipe your eyes off"
Eyearrhea by silvershamus August 11, 2010
1) A sarcastic way of saying "yeah" to someone who just said something awkward/unnecessary/weird.

2) A comeback to piss someone off after they just had a verbal frenzy.
3) A way to change subject
1) "So how about that cheese?!"
" .. eyeah"
2) "Listen hoe, who do you think you are flirting with my man?"
" .. eyeah"
3) "Why did you break your curfew Justin?"
" .. eyeah, so how about them Yankees?!"
Eyeah by thatgirl223 January 27, 2010

Eyeasses disease

When the nerves in your eyes connect with the nerves in your ass and it gives you a shitty outlook in life.
I have this friends who always has a problem with something or someone l wish she would go in to see Dr. Dick Head , im pretty sure he would diagnoise her as having eyeasses disease.
Eyeasses disease by Sweetbeet April 2, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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