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The unintended opening of the eyes while a patient is under general anesthesia in an outpatient setting.
This would most likely occur in a non intubated patient. The patient is most likely responding to stimuli or simply regaining a more conscious state. The anesthetist would then deepen the anesthesia to prevent the "eyeage" from continuing.
Eyeage by Jamie Immanuel December 6, 2012
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The feeling of looking at way too many attractive people, or eye candy.
I went to Miami during spring break- and holy shit, the amount of eye candy gave me eyeabetes.
eyeabetes by zwiebelsaft August 24, 2009

Eyealogue 

Visual flirting/confirmation of sexual interest from across a crowded room or bar.
1) "Dude, get out of my line of vision, me and this girl
are having some serious eyealogue"

2) After several minutes of intense eyealogue with an attractive stranger, Jason finally worked up the nerve to

start a conversation.
Eyealogue by Dan Surround March 23, 2011

Eyearrhea 

anything horrible to look at; but mostly bad TV.

E.G. reality TV or Jersey shore.
Me: "ahhh gawd"

You: "what's wrong"

Me: "i was watching faux news and now i have Eyearrhea!"

You: "uhgg go wipe your eyes off"
Eyearrhea by silvershamus August 11, 2010
1) A sarcastic way of saying "yeah" to someone who just said something awkward/unnecessary/weird.

2) A comeback to piss someone off after they just had a verbal frenzy.
3) A way to change subject
1) "So how about that cheese?!"
" .. eyeah"
2) "Listen hoe, who do you think you are flirting with my man?"
" .. eyeah"
3) "Why did you break your curfew Justin?"
" .. eyeah, so how about them Yankees?!"
Eyeah by thatgirl223 January 27, 2010

Eyeasses disease

When the nerves in your eyes connect with the nerves in your ass and it gives you a shitty outlook in life.
I have this friends who always has a problem with something or someone l wish she would go in to see Dr. Dick Head , im pretty sure he would diagnoise her as having eyeasses disease.
Eyeasses disease by Sweetbeet April 2, 2017