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The feeling of looking at way too many attractive people, or eye candy.
I went to Miami during spring break- and holy shit, the amount of eye candy gave me eyeabetes.
eyeabetes by zwiebelsaft August 24, 2009
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eyeareque 

A single white man which posseses ancent Assyrian powers in which he can use to manipulate women into thinking he is a Attractive male.
Man, this guy's like eyeareque. Ya did you see how he lured in all those Asian chicks? Ya he kind of reminded me of a jamski. Hope he doesnt get a asian invasion
eyeareque by cactus January 29, 2004
Eye•a•be•tes ahy-uh-bee-tis, -teez
Noun-
Obtaining the disorder known as diabetes solely from viewing pictures of food; usually sweets.
Dan told Sami if she continues posting pictures of her desserts, she is going to give him eyeabetes!
Eyeabetes by 525westfirst July 25, 2016
a disease which is onset by looking at unhealthy food, commonly known as diabetes of the eye. The disease in which the body’s ability to produce or respond to the hormone insulin is impaired, resulting in abnormal metabolism of carbohydrates and elevated levels of glucose in the blood.
Person 1: HEY check out this fruity pebble cheesecake tacos
Person 2: OH SHIT now I have eyeabetes, fuck you :(
eyeabetes by bbqdawg May 18, 2022

buil eyeger 

i'm buil eyeger
buil eyeger by eyegerbeliever237 December 3, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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