Eyeage

The unintended opening of the eyes while a patient is under general anesthesia in an outpatient setting.

This would most likely occur in a non intubated patient. The patient is most likely responding to stimuli or simply regaining a more conscious state. The anesthetist would then deepen the anesthesia to prevent the "eyeage" from continuing.

by Jamie Immanuel December 6, 2012

eyeabetes

The feeling of looking at way too many attractive people, or eye candy.

I went to Miami during spring break- and holy shit, the amount of eye candy gave me eyeabetes.

by zwiebelsaft August 24, 2009

eyeareque

A single white man which posseses ancent Assyrian powers in which he can use to manipulate women into thinking he is a Attractive male.

Man, this guy's like eyeareque. Ya did you see how he lured in all those Asian chicks? Ya he kind of reminded me of a jamski. Hope he doesnt get a asian invasion

by cactus January 29, 2004

Eyeabetes

Eye•a•be•tes ahy-uh-bee-tis, -teez
Noun-
Obtaining the disorder known as diabetes solely from viewing pictures of food; usually sweets.

Dan told Sami if she continues posting pictures of her desserts, she is going to give him eyeabetes!

by 525westfirst July 25, 2016

eyeabetes

a disease which is onset by looking at unhealthy food, commonly known as diabetes of the eye. The disease in which the body’s ability to produce or respond to the hormone insulin is impaired, resulting in abnormal metabolism of carbohydrates and elevated levels of glucose in the blood.

Person 1: HEY check out this fruity pebble cheesecake tacos
Person 2: OH SHIT now I have eyeabetes, fuck you :(

by bbqdawg May 18, 2022

buil eyeger

who you callin sister?

i'm buil eyeger

by eyegerbeliever237 December 3, 2023