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holes eye 

When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.

The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.

The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
holes eye by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
1. (noun) An ocular orifice.
2. (verb) To gaze at or scrutinize something.
1. My eyehole is sore from wearin' them contacts!
2. I eyeholed that movie and, quite frankly, it sucked a donkey.
eyehole by Amanda March 22, 2005

irish eyehole

the act of "nutting" in someones eye, then having them chug a beer and roll around in lucky charms.
chase: hey, give me an irish eyehole.
jai & cole: okay!!!
*irish eyehole*
irish eyehole by dovus April 2, 2018