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exump by Lafayette40 March 11, 2022
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self-exempt
When you don't show up to take a midterm or final without prior permission, usually resulting in a getting a zero for that exam.
Ned - Dude, what'd you get on the chemistry final?
Ed - A zero.
Ned - What?!
Ed - Yeah, I didn't feel like taking it, so I self-exempted it.
Ed - A zero.
Ned - What?!
Ed - Yeah, I didn't feel like taking it, so I self-exempted it.
self-exempt by Dodecagon October 20, 2013
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exump • Exumptious • Exumptiuate • Example • Eumpy • Exampling • Exemplary • exemptionally • exemption mentality • exum
Work exempt
(Adjective) Phrase used by social workers to describe a person who is is deficit or has an abnormality in their physical or mental capabilities, lacks acceptable social skills, or is incorrigible to the core. Such persons are incapable of getting, having or keeping a steady job of any kind.
Nikki went to the unemployment office today and got some bad news. He got told he was 'work exempt' which is a nice way of phrasing that he can't get or keep a job.
Work exempt by Nikki Stixx November 30, 2020
Spooky Example
Spooky Example by certifiedgeesehaircut November 26, 2020
Clueless 20-something single male exemption
Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.
Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.
Clueless 20-something single male exemption by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009
exemptionalist
A person who discounts or ignores societal or environmental problems because they believe that intelligence and technological prowess make humanity exempt from the natural processes that govern other species.
Also, a person who defers accountability to others.
Also, a person who defers accountability to others.
Exemptionalist: The earth, environment, and all life are disposable in the wake of humanity. Population growth? Good for the economy. Species going extinct? Not to worry. That is nature's way. Think of humankind as only the latest in a long line of exterminating agents in geological time. Besides, if we have to destroy a rainforest, we are smart enough to place another one somewhere else. If we have to witness the extinction of a species, we are smart enough to create breeding programs. Resources? The planet has more than enough resources to last indefinitely. It always has and it always will. The fact that industrialization is destroying environments faster than anything humanity has ever seen doesn't change this fact. Don't worry. Be happy!
Environmentalist: The fate of mankind is closely knit to the well-being of biodiversity and the environment. Food is becoming more and more scarce and will worsen when the melting ice caps and rising ocean levels decrease arable land. We exhaust resources at a much faster rate than they can be replenished. We cause the extinction of species faster than they can be created. Destruction or degradation of biodiversity is irreplaceable because there is so much intricacy that we still don’t know. Millions of plants and animals die with deforestation that, unknowingly, may have been life-saving for humanity. Humanity must work to save the planet, and in doing so we save ourselves.
Environmentalist: The fate of mankind is closely knit to the well-being of biodiversity and the environment. Food is becoming more and more scarce and will worsen when the melting ice caps and rising ocean levels decrease arable land. We exhaust resources at a much faster rate than they can be replenished. We cause the extinction of species faster than they can be created. Destruction or degradation of biodiversity is irreplaceable because there is so much intricacy that we still don’t know. Millions of plants and animals die with deforestation that, unknowingly, may have been life-saving for humanity. Humanity must work to save the planet, and in doing so we save ourselves.
exemptionalist by PortableBacon June 4, 2010
the redeagle exemption
You knew who/what I was when you added me on Facebook there for you have no right to get mad/offended by something that I say or do.
Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you said that
Redeagle: You knew I said stuff like that when you added me
Guy 1: I guess you are right, you using the Redeagle exemption.
Redeagle: You knew I said stuff like that when you added me
Guy 1: I guess you are right, you using the Redeagle exemption.
the redeagle exemption by Mikehoncho December 3, 2013
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