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expect the expected
When people waste time planning for the unexpected and unlikely and totally overlook the obvious, usually looking like a dumb-ass as a result.
Geek: "They said 10% chance of rain today so I packed an umbrella, raincoat, and boots, but forgot my sunscreen. It was hot and sunny all day so I ended up with a wicked sunburn."
Gal: "Expect the expected"
Gal: "Expect the expected"
expect the expected by slamotte July 9, 2012
better than expected
The economy after the 2008 crash seems to be recovering at fast pace at the incessant sound of "better than expected". the only problem is that the predictions of what's "expected" are made by the same guys that didn't see the worse coming... when it was really better.
dude1: Hey dude? Is your wife really cheating on you and you still in this good mood?
dude2: Well.. it's because I thought she was double timing me with 3 different guys. Turned out to be only with two of them.
dude1: Oh, I get it! you're into the whole.. Better than expected thing
dude1: Hey dude? Is your wife really cheating on you and you still in this good mood?
dude2: Well.. it's because I thought she was double timing me with 3 different guys. Turned out to be only with two of them.
dude1: Oh, I get it! you're into the whole.. Better than expected thing
better than expected by mave73 July 31, 2009
as expected
A variation of the phrase " you would ", used in response to an individual's action that one would presume that individual would typically do anyway.
However, "as expected" is significantly less annoying than " you would " which makes you want to punch whoever said it in the face.
However, "as expected" is significantly less annoying than " you would " which makes you want to punch whoever said it in the face.
Laura: " On the drive home, Shan and Marcus were totally holding each others' peens for support in a totally no homo way "
Allen: " As Expected."
Allen: " As Expected."
as expected by Allen Bo January 14, 2010
Expected no less from Torkel
Expected no less from Torkel by Teoped January 27, 2018
expected-ettiquette easement
What one person temporarily grants another due to their both always being super-respectful/thoughtful towards each other, and so da person granting said obligation-suspension --- in gratitude for the other person's always thinking of his friend's feelings/desires above his own, just as da favor-giver himself diligently does for da second person --- wants to allow da favored individual extra relaxation, comfort, calmness, etc., by letting him do/have more than his share of whatever easy/enjoyable activity or resource dat he is currently partaking of.
One "prime 'n' pleasant" example of expected-ettiquette easement would be if two cool dudes are in love wif da same adorable hot chick, and one of dem is snuggling naked wif her in bed wif his head contentedly nestled on her warm chest, wif his face buried between her tits. Then da second guy comes along and is considerately asked by da first one if he wants a turn at ear-nuzzling da gal's heavenly-soft chest-pillowz, whereupon said second Mr. Snuggly --- feeling "all warm and fuzzy" himself at his friend's selfless offering to "give up his ultimate-pleasure spot" in order to share da lovely velvety-fleshed damsel's luscious body wif his buddy --- good-naturedly waves off said feelings-sensitive proffering ("Nah, you're fine, Pal --- juss' lie still and relax --- because I'm a nice guy, I'll forgo my own luscious-protoplasm cravings for da time being, and let you stay there and enjoy yourself more, especially since YOU'RE such a nice guy to always think of MY feelings like that!"), and instead allows da currently-contentedly-cuddling dude to maintain his dreamily-enjoyable position, while he himself merely crawls in bed next to da gal from da other side, and then just quietly spoons up against her for a while.
expected-ettiquette easement by QuacksO March 13, 2024
EV (expected value)
In poker, EV (or expected value) is the amount of money a player is expected to win in a given situation, based on math.
EV=F($POT)+C(%WIN$WON)-C(%lose$lost)
%win/lose= equity
$won/lost= number of big blinds
You should bet 10bb on this flop, it will give you the highest EV (expected value)
%win/lose= equity
$won/lost= number of big blinds
You should bet 10bb on this flop, it will give you the highest EV (expected value)
EV (expected value) by STL446 September 27, 2023
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