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To fondle somebody, of either sex, in an innocent but rather intrusive way.
How was the party?
It was great, but whatshisface was pretty drunk and he torkelled me a few times, - it got a bit annoying.
Torkel by combobulating August 5, 2018
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To goof up or mess up; a mistake or blunder. Can be used in a short version as an explative, "tork",
"What a torkel!"
"That was a real torkel"
"Torkel!" or "Tork!" in place of a foul expletive.
An example would be to describe a missed easy shot in a soccer.
Torkel by General Squid June 19, 2010
to stagger while walking due to intoxication.
After a hard night drinking he torkeled up the road into the distance.
Torkel by CeePeeEee May 25, 2017
n. term used to describe a twisted mess; usually revolting or otherwise something one would want to avoid.
How was your friend's band last night?
It was a complete torkel. The guitarist decided to destroy the drum kit because the drummer was 1/16 off. Everybody left.
torkel by anon122333 November 1, 2017
The culture/group of people who follow "Torkel Moment" also known as "Sons Of Torkel" or "Agents Of Torkel"
That guys definitely a Torkel did you see that Torkel Moment he just did!
Torkel by BigWilly69AGENT8772 December 29, 2021

Torkel Moment 

Torkel moment

Noun

Any image, gif, or video that contains the words “Torkel” and/or “moment”. The first ever Torkel moment was an image of ugandan knuckles and “TORKEL MOMENT”. Who is Torkel? Some random guy on discord.
Joe: James just did a backflip!
Yuri: Wow thats such a Torkel Moment!
Torkel Moment by Torkelz September 24, 2020

torkel moment 

Person 1: torkel moment
Person 2: torkel moment
torkel moment by L3ny May 18, 2021
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