expedict

To be very rapidly screwed.

A cross between 'expedite' and 'dicked'.

My employer went out of business overnight and I was expedict in the morning.

by Joe Fryer September 5, 2007

Expeditiously

Something done with the quickness

He texted and she replied Expeditiously

by Khussle April 28, 2019

expedite this letter

one of the best songs in the universe like lil durk need his dick sucked from the back for this song .

you heard expedite this letter?
girl yeah that shut heat omm !

by - k November 29, 2022

Expedition Hope

A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America, Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.

The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacier from Joe's chaffed crack on Aconcagua.

by Dave Montande April 10, 2008

expedite

(v) to make things quicker; to facilitate.
This is a word that many flight attendants use to make themselves sound as if they have actually graduated from high school. They seem to think it is especially effective if it is combined with other words used only by people who are trying to sound smart.

Sir, if you would please help expedite the boarding process by placing your bag into the overhead compartment and taking your seat.

by Echo24 September 18, 2008

Expediate

To make go faster

I must expediate my finding a bathroom so I don't poo myself.

by Gerald Steele October 8, 2008

Walmart Expedition

When you get the boys together to fuck around at Wal-Mart and piss off the people that work there.

Bro you wanna go on a walmart expedition?

by Snipplez June 9, 2020