ExpediteBro 

That one bro that you haven't seen in a minute, so u want to speed up time until you can hang out.

What's good expeditebro.

We NEED to link expeditebro

ExpediteBro by BigSteppaTheOneAndOnly January 24, 2025

fart expediter 

A person whom controls a spongy like absorbent material that holds in a fart after another rips ass within it and then squeezes the nasty raunchy fart filled scent into somebody’s face and or mouth.

I almost puked whenever my girlfriends ‘fart expediter’ caught me off guard with her skanky smellin ass right in my mouth!!

fart expediter by WeDaFucknBomb March 12, 2021

Expediebriation

Having become inebriated so fast that you can barely remember when you started.

The roots of the word are "expediate" and, of course, "inebriation".

"Dude, bro, I'm so drunk. How long ago did we start?"

"Dude, I can't even remember..."

"Dude, look at the clock!"

"Dude... we started like 10 minutes ago!"

"Duuude! How'd that happen?"

"Must be expediebriation."

"How do you spell that?"

Warning: Consumption of Four Loko or any other carbonated and caffienated malt beverage may cause expediebriation.

Expediebriation by Dude! Bro! April 27, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008