ExpediteBro 

That one bro that you haven't seen in a minute, so u want to speed up time until you can hang out.

What's good expeditebro.

We NEED to link expeditebro

ExpediteBro by BigSteppaTheOneAndOnly January 24, 2025

fart expediter 

A person whom controls a spongy like absorbent material that holds in a fart after another rips ass within it and then squeezes the nasty raunchy fart filled scent into somebody’s face and or mouth.

I almost puked whenever my girlfriends ‘fart expediter’ caught me off guard with her skanky smellin ass right in my mouth!!

fart expediter by WeDaFucknBomb March 12, 2021

Expediebriation

Having become inebriated so fast that you can barely remember when you started.

The roots of the word are "expediate" and, of course, "inebriation".

"Dude, bro, I'm so drunk. How long ago did we start?"

"Dude, I can't even remember..."

"Dude, look at the clock!"

"Dude... we started like 10 minutes ago!"

"Duuude! How'd that happen?"

"Must be expediebriation."

"How do you spell that?"

Warning: Consumption of Four Loko or any other carbonated and caffienated malt beverage may cause expediebriation.

Expediebriation by Dude! Bro! April 27, 2011