ExpediteBro 

That one bro that you haven't seen in a minute, so u want to speed up time until you can hang out.

What's good expeditebro.

We NEED to link expeditebro

ExpediteBro by BigSteppaTheOneAndOnly January 24, 2025

fart expediter 

A person whom controls a spongy like absorbent material that holds in a fart after another rips ass within it and then squeezes the nasty raunchy fart filled scent into somebody’s face and or mouth.

I almost puked whenever my girlfriends ‘fart expediter’ caught me off guard with her skanky smellin ass right in my mouth!!

fart expediter by WeDaFucknBomb March 12, 2021

Expediebriation

Having become inebriated so fast that you can barely remember when you started.

The roots of the word are "expediate" and, of course, "inebriation".

"Dude, bro, I'm so drunk. How long ago did we start?"

"Dude, I can't even remember..."

"Dude, look at the clock!"

"Dude... we started like 10 minutes ago!"

"Duuude! How'd that happen?"

"Must be expediebriation."

"How do you spell that?"

Warning: Consumption of Four Loko or any other carbonated and caffienated malt beverage may cause expediebriation.

Expediebriation by Dude! Bro! April 27, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022