expediature 

An expediature is a snarky comment or statement that is heavily exaggerated. Expediatures aren’t meant to be taken literally and are used for joking purposes.

The group of friends trade expediatures about each other.

Expediatures are written all over the internet

expediature by Almost Clutched March 5, 2023

negroidian expenditures 

Coined by Wendy Williams, a New York-based shock-jock/author, negroidian expenditures means to emphasize the apparent folly of certain purchases. The purchaser is not necessarily Black.

Look at him, iced out chain iced out teeth, 20 inch rims, such negroidian expenditures; he could've spent that on a house.

negroidian expenditures by how you doin??? August 9, 2008

Expediate 

To make go faster

I must expediate my finding a bathroom so I don't poo myself.

Expediate by Gerald Steele October 8, 2008

expediate 

v. 1) To use Expedia.com 2) To celebrate the check you get if someone books your hotel for less, usually by having a fun night.

Husband: "Look dear, we got our check from Expedia! I guess someone booked our hotel for less!"

Wife: "Wow Jim, that's great, we'll go expediate after dinner tonight!"

expediate by steelers172 May 13, 2010

expedenture 

An adventure that leaves you with a changed outlook. Specifically, traveling and taking risks (either physically or mentally) resulting in a memorable experience that provides for new knowledge or personal growth.

A: Our expedenture to Mexico was great! Spending time in a different country changed my life!

B: Like the time we got stuck out in the middle of nowhere and all we had was a 12-case of Tecate and a can of beans?

A: Oh yeah...

expedenture by C. Caruso June 3, 2006

expedentures 

The act of taking out one's dentures by a crazed dentist

Dr. Shamoo performed the expedentures surgery upon Jamie

expedentures by expenditures October 25, 2009