expantion

The act of buying new pants because you have put on weight.

My closet needs an expantion - I put on 20 pounds since I started the new job.

by khakiho March 9, 2014

explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot

On a PS2 (the fat model) there is an empty slot in the back meant to put in a hard drive and network adapter, this empty spot can be accessed by taking off the network adapter or cover on the back. This is a great place to hide stuff like your weed, cigarettes/cigars, cans of snuff, small flasks, money and electronic devices etc. It's a great hiding spot because nobody will think to look for anything strange in there(just make sure to close up the back after) and no one will suspect a thing!

Person 1:"I need to hide this herb somewhere for a bit!"
Person 2:"Put it in my PS2"
Person 1:"How the fuck would i do that?"
Person 2: -opens the back- "See?'
Person 1:"ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!"
Person 2:"Yeah the good ol' PS2 expansion bay hiding spot trick!"

by illgamer97 March 31, 2013

ExpansionAttemptiosis

when you have a hard feeling that needs to be rubbed using AN expensive variety of petroleum jelly.

WOW last night i went through a ExpansionAttemptiosis.

by political retailer January 30, 2017

Octo Expansion

The DLC to Splatoon 2. Might as well define literal hell.

"Hey I got Octo Expansion."
"You let the 8 Ball Fall - Test Failed."

by Woomynator May 30, 2019

Hyper expansion

A weird ass fetish were the artist draws tits that takes up most of Earth or a dick the size of Jupiter. Then, they slap any fictional character and call it "art" because the artist is so fucking lazy. Come on, if you're going to draw big tits or cock, at least don't make it take up the entire picture

Dude 1: Dude, I just found this hyper expansion picture of Amy Rose here. She's got tits the size of the fucking sun
Dude 2: What site was it posted on?
Dude 1: furaffinty.net
Dude 2: Because of course it is

by I shit bees July 19, 2021

breast expansion

Breast expansion is a fictional sexual fetish of watching a woman's breast expand/ grow.

I Bought a new breast expansion video today, the process was really good

by The Wierdo guy June 13, 2017