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Ex-Crush

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1.) A woman/man that you have been lusting over, but too shy to confront, or, she/he seemed to look like the perfect person, untill you lose interest and see how shitty they are.
Person A: I'm gonna talk with becky...

Person B: No man, she's my ex-crush...

Person A: I still don't understand what you're saying, i mean, she's beautiful.

Person B: She'll use her good looks to draw you in, she's casting her line.

A: Whatever man, I'm going after her...

(The relationship lasts 4 weeks before she calls it quits. A is a bitter person during and a little bit after the relationship.)

Person B: And what was the lesson that we learned today?

Person A: You're right, she's a hoe, and i understand why you classified her as your ex-crush. Let us not speak about this moment ever again.
Ex-Crush by Royal_Defense710 November 20, 2014

excrusion

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An excursion that is very painful, or excruciating.
Our trip to the restaurant was an excrusion because we got lost on the way and couldn't find anyone to give us directions.
excrusion by Curt Phillips August 29, 2005

ex crush 

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Someone who you used to have a crush on and is currently:

a) a friend

b) a person you never even talk to

c) a jerk

d) a completely immature person
a) You: Hey there!

ex crush: 'Sup?

b) Friend: You know Aaron?

You: Aaron who...oh, right, that guy!

c) Friend: Did you hear Ben shoved Chris yesterday?

You: That son of a bitch!

d) Friend: Danny left home last week because his mom wouldn't give him a car.

You: *rolls eyes*
ex crush by honestasacandor April 17, 2014

Ex-crush

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A crush that’s no longer a crush due to not being into them anymore, they’re shitty people, they rejected you, they become friends with no romantic attachment, or they ended up being your romantic partner. They can also be someone that you used to be in love with.
Piper is my ex-crush cause she rejected me and it hurt like hell.
Ex-crush by AntiCircumcisionMan August 19, 2022

Ex crush 

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a ex crush is a guy or girl that you used to like but you don’t anymore.
person A: hey didn’t you have a crush on Tristan

person B: nah he is my ex crush
Ex crush by sadcowboy July 17, 2019

excrusion

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An outing meant to be pleasant and/or simple that turns into an excruciating experience.
Little Billy took an excrusion to the mall with his mom.

Amber just knew the site seeing tour would be an absolute excrusion.
excrusion by petyenta July 16, 2010
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