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If you are on the Maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet Maxtrix style. You gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.
"In the case of 7th month old child Shauna, Jason, you are NOT the father."

*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*
by Royal_Defense710 October 19, 2014
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1.) A woman who is in the middle of a group of males masturbating until the group of males let loose their liquidity children all over that said woman's face, booty, mouth or anytype of suface that's on the said girl.
Guy 1: "Hey, what should I know about this girl?"

Guy 2: "Well, she takes cum-baths two times a week, so, that would make her clean, right?"
by Royal_Defense710 July 12, 2014
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The few words, if any, to say before a fight ensues.
The most common topics to insult are:
Your Mom/dad
Your sister/brother
Your close friend

Your girlfriend/boyfriend
Your wife/husband
Your son/daughter

Your pet
Your financial situation

Or anything else you take seriously
(Both Max, the innocent bystander & Rick are standing in a alleyway, about to fight.)

Max: Any last words? (He punches his knuckles together and then gets into a fighting stance.)

Rick: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! (He glides his arms around him to end up with him getting into a fighting stance, both said their fighting words.)
by Royal_Defense710 October 29, 2014
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Mentioned in the 2022 neo-western flim, Nope, it is a event that's solely unfortunate, but happened seemingly at random. You know that saying,

"Out of all of in the world, it had to happen to me."
"I mean, sure . . . you got your brother's car. But it was at the cost of someone actually murdering him. So . . . wouldn't that be a case of a bad miracle?"
by Royal_Defense710 June 12, 2023
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To unintentionally or intentionally fuck yourself over through the actions that you took.
(No funny or witty example of this phrase, that'll probably lead a little into a little of my own self-ruin at the end.)
by Royal_Defense710 July 13, 2022
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1.) A woman/man that you have been lusting over, but too shy to confront, or, she/he seemed to look like the perfect person, untill you lose interest and see how shitty they are.
Person A: I'm gonna talk with becky...

Person B: No man, she's my ex-crush...

Person A: I still don't understand what you're saying, i mean, she's beautiful.

Person B: She'll use her good looks to draw you in, she's casting her line.

A: Whatever man, I'm going after her...

(The relationship lasts 4 weeks before she calls it quits. A is a bitter person during and a little bit after the relationship.)

Person B: And what was the lesson that we learned today?

Person A: You're right, she's a hoe, and i understand why you classified her as your ex-crush. Let us not speak about this moment ever again.
by Royal_Defense710 November 21, 2014
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1.) A person completing a fearful goal.

2.) A man who has a silver covered testie.

3.) A man keeping his cool after being kicked, really hard, in the Balls
1.) Frank: "Did you hear what Trevor just did?"

Alex: "No, what?"

Frank: "He walked into a haunted house. yelled, "I think that ghosts are pussies!!! I have balls of steel!"

Alex: "What happened to him?"

Frank: "I don't know, he didn't come out."

2.) "You might not know this, but I have a ball of steel."

"Prove it"

"I'll walk through the metal detector, I bet you 40$ that it'll ring or go off."

3.) "Dan, you ok?"

"Yea, I've been kicked so many times in the balls, i have balls of steel."
by Royal_Defense710 July 12, 2014
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