ex crush

Someone who you used to have a crush on and is currently:

a) a friend

b) a person you never even talk to

c) a jerk

d) a completely immature person

a) You: Hey there!

ex crush: 'Sup?

b) Friend: You know Aaron?

You: Aaron who...oh, right, that guy!

c) Friend: Did you hear Ben shoved Chris yesterday?

You: That son of a bitch!

d) Friend: Danny left home last week because his mom wouldn't give him a car.

You: *rolls eyes*