Porn Watcher

Someone who watches porn and jerks off to it. Most of the Gen Z men are porn watchers.

Man, I watch so much porn every day. I'm the true definition of a porn watcher. It’s so much easier than having a dating life or setting one up.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 31, 2025

Circumcised Sex

Sex with a person who is circumcised.

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.

by AntiCircumcisionMan January 12, 2025

Step Second Cousin

A second cousin that isn’t blood related even though second cousins are barely blood related.

Man, I just found out that my second cousin isn’t my second cousin. She’s my step second cousin cause she’s not blood related to me.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 07, 2020

Joffrey Baratheon

A serial killer king from Game of Thrones that has done lots of horrible shit throughout the first four seasons. Fortunately, he died in season 4 episode 2 due to poisoning.

My mother: Joffrey Baratheon is a serial killer. I hate that guy.

Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 11, 2021

Circumcised Country

A country where circumcision is common. Israel and the USA are examples of circumcised countries.

European: If the USA wasn’t a circumcised country, it would’ve been a much better place.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 20, 2020

Third Cousin

A cousin that shares a same pair of great great grandparents. Most people never met their third cousins. There’s plenty of people that never even met their second cousins.

I’m meeting my third cousin tomorrow who I’ve never even met before.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 07, 2020

Hypocrisy

To go against something you truly believed in. An example is being against female circumcision and supporting male circumcision.

Hypocrite: I just got my son circumcised.
Intactivist: That’s really cruel of you. Would you do it to your daughter as well?
Hypocrite: WTF? That’s actual child abuse!
Intactivist: So as male circumcision. Being against one and supporting the other is extremely hypocritical. It’s a double standard.
Hypocrite: No, it’s not! Male circumcision has health benefits while female circumcision does not!
Intactivist: Neither of those have health benefits. If they do, it shouldn’t be done to a child.
Hypocrite: BS!
Intactivist: That is the definition of hypocrisy.

by AntiCircumcisionMan February 27, 2023