Joffrey Baratheon

A serial killer king from Game of Thrones that has done lots of horrible shit throughout the first four seasons. Fortunately, he died in season 4 episode 2 due to poisoning.
My mother: Joffrey Baratheon is a serial killer. I hate that guy.

Me: I’m glad he died in season four episode 2.
by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2021
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Great-Niece

My mother is not a grandma, but her sister and brother are which means she has a few great-nieces.

My non-biological paternal grandfather has a super beautiful great-niece who is the granddaughter of his youngest brother.
by AntiCircumcisionMan October 22, 2022
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Semi-Pornstar

A pornstar that’s not a professional pornstar and usually does porn on Onlyfans and amateur porn. They tend to run themselves rather than be run by the porn industry. Some semi-pornstars often show their body and don’t usually have sex in their videos. Many Instagram models are semi-pornstars.
Friend #1: Damn, this chick from Onlyfans is the hottest chick ever. She’s way better than all of these pornstars.

Friend #2: She’s a semi-pornstar on Onlyfans. She only shows her body and does small lesbian scenes with her friends. She doesn’t suck any dick. She’s still extremely hot though.

Friend #3: It would be amazing if she sucks dick on Onlyfans.
by AntiCircumcisionMan March 23, 2021
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Circumcision Land

Man, I hate Circumcision Land. They torture male babies a week after they were born.

What’s Circumcision Land?

It’s what I like to call Israel.
by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2020
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Step Second Cousin

A second cousin that isn’t blood related even though second cousins are barely blood related.
Man, I just found out that my second cousin isn’t my second cousin. She’s my step second cousin cause she’s not blood related to me.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 08, 2020
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Jewilly

A circumcised penis.

The type of penis men get mainly for religious reasons. Circumcision is founded by Judaism. It’s also practice by some forms of Islam and Christianity in America. Whores tend to love sucking on jewillies and sticking them in their vaginas.
Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) You’re circumcised. You’ve got a lovely cock. (Proceeds to suck on his jewilly)

Boyfriend: (Signs) (Thinking: I wish I wasn’t circumcised. This chick is such a nasty whore.)

Non-religious dude: Seth Rogen is one of my all time favorite comedians, but he has a jewilly unfortunately.

Non-religious dude #2: He is Jewish after all. It’s not just them. It’s also some Muslims and many American Christians as well.
by AntiCircumcisionMan April 03, 2020
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