Ex-Crush
1.) A woman/man that you have been lusting over, but too shy to confront, or, she/he seemed to look like the perfect person, untill you lose interest and see how shitty they are.
Person A: I'm gonna talk with becky...
Person B: No man, she's my ex-crush...
Person A: I still don't understand what you're saying, i mean, she's beautiful.
Person B: She'll use her good looks to draw you in, she's casting her line.
A: Whatever man, I'm going after her...
(The relationship lasts 4 weeks before she calls it quits. A is a bitter person during and a little bit after the relationship.)
Person B: And what was the lesson that we learned today?
Person A: You're right, she's a hoe, and i understand why you classified her as your ex-crush. Let us not speak about this moment ever again.
Person B: No man, she's my ex-crush...
Person A: I still don't understand what you're saying, i mean, she's beautiful.
Person B: She'll use her good looks to draw you in, she's casting her line.
A: Whatever man, I'm going after her...
(The relationship lasts 4 weeks before she calls it quits. A is a bitter person during and a little bit after the relationship.)
Person B: And what was the lesson that we learned today?
Person A: You're right, she's a hoe, and i understand why you classified her as your ex-crush. Let us not speak about this moment ever again.
Ex-Crush by Royal_Defense710 November 20, 2014
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