Excruiting 

To get back with your ex. Usually some time after a particularly bad breakup, when you think the person has changed for the better. Generally followed by the "rebreakup". (Alternately: Ex-Recruiting)

Person A: "Yo, Tara just got back with Evan!"
Person B: "Didn't they break up forever ago?"
Person A: "Yeah, she's excruiting."

Excruiting by R.D. Vance January 6, 2008

excruciating discomfort 

The extremely unpleasant sensation caused by an eyelash lodged in your eye.

While my hot, insatiable librarian lover was straddling me, she expertly removed a stray eyelash just before it entered my eye, thereby saving me from excruciating discomfort.

excruciating discomfort by Naughty Jazzy May 17, 2008

Exciting Whiting 

A sarcastic nickname for Whiting, Indiana. It has to do with the non-stop cruising on 119th Street that was commonplace in the 1970s.

Let's go to Exciting Whiting.

Exciting Whiting by Joe Iron August 13, 2007

excruciating 

intense pain.

my cramps are excruciating.

excruciating by rachealsaysrawr:) June 16, 2010

excruciating 

.To inflict severe pain on; torture.
.To inflict great mental distress on

When someone kicks u in the nuts...get it..that kinda pain

excruciating by Kanak March 28, 2005

the exciting hours

The time from 11pm to 6am. It's when all the exciting stuff happens in the streets, like shootings, robberies, drunk driving accidents, vandalism, whatever crime you hear about in the local news.

11-12: robberies and big fights

12-3: shootings and drunk driving accidents

3-6: vandalism, high-speed pursuits and other deadly car accidents

News: "A young black male was killed in a drive-by shooting at 1:30 AM last Monday in the San Francisco Tenderloin, police said."

DAMN IT!! It was in the exciting hours...

the exciting hours by M@77 J@M35 July 12, 2012

encrusting 

the moment a layer of faeces hardens around your anus when attempting to acheive a video game high score on a portable device whilst sitting on the toilet after a bowel movement.

"The top score on Galaxian was only acheived after 3 hours of sitting on the head and some unsightly encrusting around the sphincter", I confessed to my physician.

encrusting by MrXytabl January 31, 2010